Tony Stark

I'm Tony Stark and I don't care you.

[Tony Stark @TonyStrkFacts]

Is it legal to marry your reflection? nvm, I can just make it legal LOL.

[Tony Stark @TonyStrkFacts]

Mary-Jane Watson is the Princess Peach of the Marvel Universe.

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It's been far to long, twitter.

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Tips to Keep Your Skin Clear - https://t.co/hifQIAmqPa

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Lost three followers. Bitches be hatin' on the Stark.

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Fashion Inspired By Witches From American Horror Story: Coven - https://t.co/oJNinWMJVz

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There should be a test that is required to take in order for people to use the Internet. It would help root out ignoramus individuals.

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Weird Funny Inventions - https://t.co/zRSUj8UVTw

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#HowToPissOffLoki Show him a photo of his parents... Oh, wait...

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It's 8:00 AM in Los Angeles and I have a hangover the size of Jupiter. HELLO HOLLYWOOD.

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Deadpool is over for a few drinks. Let's see how this night turns out.

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I've decided that I'm having a last minute party at my mansion in Malibu. Since Loki is incarcerated, things should go smoothly.

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Referring to Hawkeye as Legolas was the highlight of the nerd universe, admit it.

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#WhyRelationshipsDontLast it's because I'm still alive, what other explanation is there?

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Everyone get the hell out of the avengers mansion before War Machine and I just destroy it with everyone inside it.

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I'm the most attractive superhero this side of the universe. Your argument is invalid in any form you try presenting it.

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The new Starbucks cups annoy me.

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How does one have a casual psychotic conversation?

[Tony Stark @TonyStrkFacts]

Firstly, I am very secure with the fact I'm straight but what's so sickening about gays? I don't understand her logic on this...

[Tony Stark @TonyStrkFacts]

Most men look for tramp stamps like a guided missile looks for it's target.