Tony Stromboli

Cubs fanatic, Seinfeld aficionado, bourbon connoisseur, mediocre golfer. O ||||||| O 🇺🇸

[John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte @NolteNC]

Never forget…

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

What's happening in Spain should be a warning to every American who may have forgotten about what our borders looked like the last time Democrats were in power: All it takes is one election for your nation to become unrecognizable.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Dick Durbin did the meme

[Tony Stromboli @Tony_Tickets]

@Breaking911 We’ve sent them billions of dollars and these are their planes?

[Tony Stromboli @Tony_Tickets]

@TickPick Fired from SNL from an off-colored remark. Btw.

[Tony Stromboli @Tony_Tickets]

@RapeLuckyFan @KJVPopulist @NapoleonBonabot And you’ll still be retarded.

[Tony Stromboli @Tony_Tickets]

@RapeLuckyFan @KJVPopulist @NapoleonBonabot You’re retarded

[Tony Stromboli @Tony_Tickets]

@RealCGriff A club supporting mental illness

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Paper ballots are the smartest, safest way to ensure your vote is secure against attacks by foreign actors. Russia can’t hack a piece of paper like they can a computer. We introduced the Secure Elections Act to ensure our elections are safeguarded. We must be ready.

[Tony Stromboli @Tony_Tickets]

@nickysmokess Can’t believe I agree with Nicky. But he’s dead on here.

[Bearing @bear_ing]

Holy shit they’re doubling down, and asking that people do not share the footage. Insane.

[Governor Tate Reeves @tatereeves]

As we say in Mississippi,
“Bless Your Heart.”

Or as you say in the UK,
“As-Salamu Alaykum.”

[Steve Ferguson @lsferguson]

What played out in Iran last night should have played out at Benghazi. Sadly, Obama and Hillary played for the other side

[Tony Stromboli @Tony_Tickets]

@kushika_twt Looks like shit

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

Can’t believe Trump told Iran to “open the fuckin’ straight.” I miss normal times when Biden would say things like “sfddghhhkjjjytssghtmn.”

[Tony Stromboli @Tony_Tickets]

@DailyMail I’m sorry you’re sad that they didn’t die @TLawJourno

[Savanah Hernandez @Savsays]

TEXAS: I kept hearing about how massive the Indian population is in North Texas so I went to go check it out for myself.

Found a 72-foot tall Hindu temple, built in honor of a monkey-god, where inside people were praying for blessings for “job visas”:

[YardsPerPass @YardsPerPass]

Tell me these aren't 100x better?