.

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

The rush to hail Frank Lampard's transformative impact after taking Derby from 6th to 6th then taking Chelsea from 4th to 4th then taking Everton from 16th to 16th.

[Onye Nkuzi @cchukudebelu]

For all the books Nigerians claim to read on "leadership" - it is surprising that Nigerians seem to lack the ability to either identify and/or back good leaders.

It is a bit like the British; obsessed with cooking shows, but still don't know how to cook.

[gibs @MinisterInyang]

as we wrapped up the season, our attackers need to go back and asked themselves whether this football thing is for them cos I don't want to go through this next season #CheLei

[Gary Cahill @GaryJCahill]

10 years ago today! An amazing night that will live long in the memory. Thank you @ChelseaFC 💙

19.05.12 ⭐️🏆

[21 @jay0__7]

No, I’m John

[OTUNBA @ManLikeIcey]

I can never and will never address a Pastor as “Daddy”.

[JERSEYS & FOOTWEAR @Jibsman1]

The main problem with pulisic is that he's too lightweight, he gets shoved around too much.

[gibs @MinisterInyang]

Alonso should play as an attacker before he leaves please @ChelseaFC #CheLei

[Big Based Chad @BigBasedChad]

The affliction marketinf cycle: You pay 50k for a useless course that is supposed to teach you how to make 7 figures weekly. After reading it and you discover it is useless, you start looking for another mugu to buy your own course so you recover your money 🤣

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

Anyone who wants to “teach you" how to make money is a scammer. I went to business school and they didn't even teach us how to make money there. They mainly taught us how not to lose money. I did a course on launching new ventures at the best in the world and same thing. Safety.

[S. @MansaSeyi]

It’s giving “push me to the edge, all my friends are dead”

[Anagazo @Anagazo]

We are a little mad in this country and na Bluetooth speaker be the culprit here.

[Łukasz Bączek @Lu_Class_]

WhaleFin has signed a £20m-a-year sponsorship deal with #Chelsea to become their new shirt sleeve sponsors for the 2022-23 campaign, replacing Hyundai (£10m p.a.). This is the biggest deal of its kind in the EPL, on the same tier as ManUnited's partnership with the Kohler brand

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Lol PDP won’t give Obi ticket, some of us been knew all along tho.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

I will like to see the tax returns for 5 years of all presidential aspirants.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

Gov Wike berating another aspirant for saying He is a trader and that’s how he made his money.

[Politrician @Franeb]

He's shaded your favourite Politicians..

There's always Dollars but Igbo Traders no fit see Dollar for FormM...

The $ they're sharing right now is Mad..

[Abeni Mrs Money @TheHabaneroChef]

Till you find out say na akudaya

[Ben X @Benn_X1]

You cannot easily convert a yahoo boy to a tech bro. There's no relationship at all. He will have to start from scratch - HTML, CSS, JavaScript.

Person dey use loan apps borrow money wey Oyibo go pay later, unna dey call am 'tech savvy' 🤣

[Big Sheddy 🦅 @coder_blvck]

Baba talk say one of the startups wey him invest in don IPO, I chop that lie like dry eba.