Shizzy McCreepy

*Wheezing and coughing in background*

[Shizzy McCreepy @ToothlessMC]

Iykyk

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

This is so dark sided

[Shizzy McCreepy @ToothlessMC]

Why the FUCK are we making this a trans issue and not a gun issue. Fucking fuck the led poisoning is real my dudes

[Shizzy McCreepy @ToothlessMC]

Does everyone have a “Fuck it NOBODY is invited to the fucking wedding” moment during planning or is it just me? Like the dog can be the witness level of over it

[Shizzy McCreepy @ToothlessMC]

Ok St. Louis, why the sudden obsession with mini golf? What’s happening here. What are they preparing/ training us for

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

yall take twitter too serious im here to lie n giggle like a sIut

[Jesse @weaselhours]

i feel like 120+ men don’t just embark on arctic expeditions only to never be seen again like they used to

[Shizzy McCreepy @ToothlessMC]

@weaselhours “This town aint big enough for the two of us”

[°⊱☾⊰° @torivandelle]

we're not fuck buddies we're super smash bros

[Shizzy McCreepy @ToothlessMC]

@wavyemma jo malone tonka and myrrh

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

This is a question for everyone who has one of those spike receipt things that you spike all your receipts onto. Do you ever stop thinking about slamming your hand on it like a gameshow buzzer

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

bar with live jazz called HornPub

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

thinking about the girls in my middle school who screamed when the teacher turned off the lights.

[Shizzy McCreepy @ToothlessMC]

@weaselhours 🙌🙌🙌

[Shizzy McCreepy @ToothlessMC]

@weaselhours Noooooooo