Meet Top Pigeon π¦πΆοΈ
He buys every top.
He never learns.
He's still smiling.
We've all been this pigeon. Now he has a coin.
$TOPGEON is live on Solana π
CA: EYqiFXZaAPGKw4wQXFqUPz4EUqmma7LHXATfx7Nypump
#Solana#memecoin#pumpfun
π¨ A 473M $XRP treasury is heading to Nasdaq.
Shareholders of Armada Acquisition Corp. II approved the SPAC merger with Evernorth, the @Ripple-backed XRP treasury company.
π Expected closing: Oct 7
π Expected Nasdaq debut: Oct 8, ticker XRPN
π° ~473M XRP held at closing
π³οΈ Vote: ~20.5M shares for, ~1.4M against
Note: XRPN is a treasury company stock, not an XRP ETF. Both dates still depend on closing conditions.
Would you buy XRPN or just hold XRP? π
$TOPGEON #TOPGEON #XRP #Nasdaq
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The pigeon can now buy the top with 3x leverage. π
@SECGov just approved the first US 3x leveraged Bitcoin and Ether ETPs, from Volatility Shares, to list on Cboe.
β‘ 3x the DAILY move of $BTC or $ETH
π Futures-based, no actual coins held
β³ Approved, but no launch date yet
The catch: the 3x resets daily, so in choppy markets, long-term returns can drift far from 3x.
The pigeon is already pre-ordering the top. Times three. π¦πΆοΈ
Would you ever touch a 3x crypto ETF? Yes or no π
$TOPGEON #TOPGEON #Bitcoin #ETF
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The US added just 29,000 jobs in September. Crypto: ππ
Per @BLS_gov:
π +29K jobs vs ~84K expected
π Unemployment up to 4.2%
π» July revised to a loss of 10K jobs
Why crypto cares: weak jobs data makes another Fed hike in October less likely. Bad news for jobs, good news for $BTC?
The pigeon's job (buying tops) is safe. π¦πΆοΈ
Is bad news good news for crypto? Yes or no π
$TOPGEON #TOPGEON #JobsReport #Bitcoin
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The SEC just admitted its crypto rules "predate the internet." π
@SECGov proposed a new crypto custody framework for investment advisers and funds:
π Self-custody allowed in limited cases, when no qualified custodian exists for a token
π¦ State trust companies can act as crypto custodians
π 60-day public comment period next
The catch: "self-custody" here means advisers holding client crypto, not you holding your own keys.
The pigeon has self-custodied his crumbs for years. π¦πΆοΈ
Bullish for institutions? Yes or no π
$TOPGEON #TOPGEON #SEC #Crypto
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$87K to $84K in a few hours. Uptober said: not yet. π
$BTC spiked above $87,000 today as $120M+ in shorts got liquidated in an hour, then ran straight into the ~$87,500 wall that stopped the last rally.
Now it's back at ~$84K.
The pigeon bought $87K, of course. Welcome back to the Top Buyers Club. π¦πΆοΈ
Did you buy the spike? Be honest π
$TOPGEON #TOPGEON #Bitcoin #Uptober
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Best quarter since 2024... and Bitcoin is right back in the same range. π
Per @CoinDesk, $BTC kicked off Q4 stuck in the old $82Kβ$85K box.
Uptober... loading? β³
The pigeon is waiting at $85K. As always. π¦πΆοΈ
Breakout or breakdown first? π
$TOPGEON #TOPGEON#Uptober
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$ETH just had a monster 3 months. π
Ether is up about 68% over the past three months, and @Citi lifted its 12-month ETH target to $3,028 (from $2,240).
The pigeon bought ETH at the top. Of 2021. π¦πΆοΈ
ETH or BTC for Q4? π
$TOPGEON #TOPGEON#Ethereum
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2026 has already had more crypto hacks than all of 2025. π¨
Per @DefiLlama: 250 hacks so far this year, vs 148 in all of 2025. And there's still a full quarter left.
The pigeon's security plan: not your keys, not your crumbs. π¦π
Where do you keep your crypto: exchange or own wallet? π
$TOPGEON #TOPGEON #CryptoSecurity
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A blockchain just erased 30 days of history. βͺ
@zano_project rolled its chain back to block 3,833,000 after a bug let an attacker mint $200M+ in illicit tokens.
Affected balances will be restored, with no change to supply. $ZANO is down 32% this week.
The pigeon wants a 30-day rewind on his top buys. π¦πΆοΈ
Should blockchains ever be rolled back? Yes or no π
$TOPGEON #TOPGEON #CryptoNews
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After a $1.26B hack quarter, exchanges are stacking safety nets. π‘οΈ
@MEXC_Official just added another 1,000 BTC to its Guardian Fund, the reserve meant to protect users.
The pigeon's guardian fund: 3 crumbs and a dream. π¦π
Do exchange protection funds make you feel safer? π
$TOPGEON #TOPGEON #Bitcoin
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Another day, another exploit. π¨
@NEARProtocol's NEAR Intents was hit by a $3.8M exploit and paused cross-chain services.
The good news: the bug is patched and affected funds will be reimbursed in full. β
The pigeon's rule: not your keys, not your crumbs. π¦π
Do you trust cross-chain bridges? π
$TOPGEON #TOPGEON #CryptoSecurity
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Will Bitcoin hit $100K in 2026? The market says: probably not. π
@Kalshi odds jumped from 17% to 43%, then cooled to about 33% as $BTC slipped under $83K.
The pigeon already bought the $100K top. In his head. π¦π
Yes or no: $100K before 2027? π
$TOPGEON #TOPGEON#Bitcoin
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Wall Street didn't miss Q3. The pigeon did. π¦
Spot Bitcoin ETFs pulled in $6.3B in Q3 while $BTC rose about 43%. π°
Institutions bought the dip.
The pigeon bought the top.
We are not the same. πΆοΈ
Did you buy BTC in Q3? Yes or no π
$TOPGEON #TOPGEON#Bitcoin
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Soft inflation data, quick pump, quick fade. π
$BTC popped to $85,500 on cooler PCE data, then gave it back as bond yields refused to fall.
The pigeon bought the $85,500 top. Obviously. π¦πΆοΈ
Are high yields the biggest threat to Uptober? π
$TOPGEON #TOPGEON#Uptober
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