Ben

I'm a Catholic, Conservative Engineer. In that order.
Married forever to Elizabeth.

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Me trying to convince my daughter to sit quietly at Church by promising a donut.

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DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED

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@TheCatholicEngr My parents just celebrated their 35th anniversary, and my Mom's answer to all the "What's your secret?" questions is "Go to Church together every Sunday!"

Really gets people thinking.

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@sumitomedia Yeah, but the other half of the country thinks hot dogs on a propane grill constitutes a Barbecue.

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@TheCatholicEngr Also the average engineer uses High School Geometry and Trigonometry WAY more than Calculus and Differential Equations.

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@OVTweetmarck Actually this seems fairly possible. The first five games of the season are the easiest on the schedule. If they're 5-0 in the B1G, they could be ranked.

Then the reigning National Champions come to town on October 10... 😬

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@bordeauxyoutube GBR!

PC

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I got 4 beta codes for you all to try College Football 27 early 🫡 just follow, retweet, and comment your favorite team + platform to enter

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@AriWasserman Best place to watch a game is my couch.
Beer's cheaper too

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@Sakowsk1Michael Nebraska Basketball ends the season one person down on the court.

Softball ends the season with one person up on the field.

It all balances out.

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@BackwardsFeet @PerkinsHammer If I had an address where I could receive mail, I count it.
So university dorms and summer jobs count, extended trips don't.

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@CollegeFBonX

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@RedditCFB Nebraska counts for Colorado, but Colorado doesn't count for Nebraska 😂

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@HuskersTalk @HuskerFootball @jhlincoln_ I prefer 11, the Turkey Sandwich at halftime hits perfect.

Also, better this than giving Iowa the night game.

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@TexasChance Anyone in America can become a Senator.
Only a few are capable of winning an SEC championship.

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@ClayCourtCase Order a pitcher for the table, say "I've got the first round" and let the fun begin

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@_CWheatland Where's the line though?
For example, in Theology the core texts are in Greek or Hebrew. The ancient commentaries are in Latin. And then there is modern scholarship happening in English, German, Italian, Spanish. Do you need to be a polyglot to do scholarly work?

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@cecsquared With more of the population delaying having children into their 30s and 40s, the possibility of having Grandparents alive at a High School or College Graduation is diminishing.

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@PaulinusOfTrier I have been refused Communion on the tongue while kneeling.

I also attended an actual "Clown Mass," although thankfully it was in the Parish Hall not Church. It was the "entertainment" at a day long First Communion retreat. The Eucharist was symbolized by a rubber chicken. 🤢

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@TheMightyPathos @RobProvince The secretary at the bank hands Andy a check and then takes the package to add to their mail.

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@LFTGPod01 Any conference realignment that doesn't put Oklahoma in the Big12 with Nebraska is an automatic fail.