😶 (EmeryBored)

myintrotoletyouknow. what is gender?

[😶 (EmeryBored) @TophBreadLoaf]

You ever be arguing with someone, and like, you know they're right. But the points they're using are so offensively and factually wrong you just say fuck it, and keep arguing?

[Colb @___Colb___]

You weren’t wrong just early. @Money23Green

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Biden's unwilling to engage with elected Dems on this issue at this date really confirms that he has a personal commitment to horrors in Gaza.

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

You better fucking subscribe to The Onion. This is the kind of thing we will do with your money.

It allowed us to buy InfoWars. Now help us staff it.

https://t.co/pEoO4ZPmLq

[John Clune @CluneEsq]

Mr. Gaetz's likely nomination as Attorney General is a perverse development in a truly dark series of events. We would support the House Ethics Committee immediately releasing their report. She was a high school student and there were witnesses.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Matt Gaetz as Attorney General is a new low, but not as low as the age of consent is about to be

[Max Kennerly @MaxKennerly]

Vivek has already been named by the Trump administration, so he speaks for them officially, and what he's announcing here is eliminating medical care for veterans.

That's the single largest component of expired authorization expenses, $119 billion.

https://t.co/Q1PUMhPmFp

[🏋️ @MVPGO]

Autocorrect tore up my spelling.

Ask me in public how to spell “restaurant” and I’m liable to haul off and shoot you

[😶 (EmeryBored) @TophBreadLoaf]

So Trump is naming a former Fox News host as SoD, and is gonna have Elon head a new department named after an internet meme?

[😶 (EmeryBored) @TophBreadLoaf]

In a way, states already do. Most text books are produced in Texas where there is gross oversight from the state over what can and can't be included. That's why a lot of US history in public school is highly sanitized and portrays the US and uniquely altruistic.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rick Scott: "Why do we have the Department of Education? Why? Our states should be doing that. Our federal government should not be involved in the education system."

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Walz stopped with the "weird" stuff (or radically scaled it back) because the Harris campaign was taken over by Biden alumni, who didn't like it, and they pushed Harris/Walz to run a much more centrist, Cheney-hugging, civility campaign. With the results we see before us.

[Andrew Hawkins @Hawk]

The best football analysis of Lamar Jackson I’ve ever seen.

[Scott @sbinskii]

Andrew Tate was indoctrinating your child not Trixie Mattel

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

I’m listening to Republican strategist Sarah Longwell on NPR talking about public opinion of Trump’s tyrannical posture and she just said:

“When I ask voters in focus groups if they think Donald Trump is an authoritarian, the #1 response by far is, ‘what’s an authoritarian?’”

[fico @fico_chu]

“why do you care if they overturn gay marriage if you live in new york?”

mmm god forbid i care about all the queer people that live in red states who might not want to uproot their entire lives in order to benefit from that basic af human right.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

A saw a report on CBS after Trump’s win about mass deportations that, I swear to god, lead with how much it’ll cost “taxpayers.” The full blown bipartisan dehumanization of undocumented people over the past few years has given them unperson status. They’re just surplus population

[chris person @Papapishu]

lol

[CBS News @CBSNews]

As Donald Trump readies to return to the Oval Office, U.S. retailers that depend on foreign suppliers are prepared to pass along the cost of his proposed import tariffs to consumers, potentially leading to higher prices for a range of products. https://t.co/dyB72RLgEm

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Apparently what was obviously going to happen is going to happen.