Just got WiFi at the trailer! Trailer Park CEO. Prize pig Toby retired. Now Tophers emotional support pig. Future owner/CEO of the WNBA Turtle Creek Tunas!🐟
The stock market is going to have a bullish April to EOY. Mark this post if you wish.
There will be down days, but the stock market is going to creep higher through the end of 2026. We are in the final weeks of this shitstorm.
Someone should just subscribe to Kevin Xu for $200 a month. Then post all of his bad free trades on a burner account for free.
The @kevinxu grift would come to a screaming halt and he’d lose the meaning of his X existence.
@jimcramer Would be interesting to see a week where @saylor bought 0 BTC. Sold 0 BTC. Then retrospectively tells everyone 7 days later that he ($MSTR) just went 7 days sitting on their hands.
Doing this would kill that theory.
Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."
Government: "Totally reasonable."
You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."
Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."
You: "That's not—"
Government: "File by May 15."
This video shows how stupid politicians think you are.
1993 to present. Bernie warning about the oligarchy. @SenSanders has never had a fugging job.
The far left does one thing: spew bullshit to retarded NPCs who in turn elect them.
Do better America. Think.
@WallStreetApes What’s absolutely insane is that Pratt is probably going to finish 3rd.
They’ll count/manufacture mail in ballots until he’s in 3rd. Then Nytha will drop out and Bass wins outright.
Because California is fucked.
@Riley_Gaines_ Amen Riley. The Titans didn’t even get on the gay train this year. It’s a miracle. If you don’t like a beautiful state with mostly beautiful people and families, you are free to leave. Simple.
God bless Tennessee.
@BernieSanders What’s even more radical is your political career and the last 20 years telling everyone the oligarchs are coming for them.
Shut the fuck up Bernie.
There's no $hims bear thesis
Partnership with $nvo going smoothly
Eucalyptus acquisition closed, which makes $hims the largest D2C healthcare platform on Earth
Peptides coming
Longevity scape velocity coming
Revenue up a lot, stock price up little
Guess what happens next
@CallofDuty@HeLLz_HBN Do you mean it this time??? Also the gay cracked out ADHD fortnite movement demon bullshit needs to go away too. Warzone needs to go back to 2020-2021. You had perfection. And you ruined it.
Let Topher guess. Call of duty is also going to get rid of cheaters too? 🤣
@Tennessean Good. How much does Tennessee benefit from its nuclear families and beautiful state? We are light years ahead of blue states in terms of just about every enjoyable metric. Including outdoor life. Because we don’t have drug abusers sitting around family neighborhoods.
The Most Hostile & Toxic Fanbases in College Football!
Whether they’re winning or losing, these fanbases bring the smoke every single time. Loud, aggressive, and unapologetic — they dominate the conversation, flood timelines, and turn rivalries into all-out wars.
Not every fan is like this, but the loudest ones? They’re impossible to ignore in the CFB community.
Love them or hate them… these groups stay in the mix for all the wrong (and sometimes right) reasons.
Drop your most hated fanbase below 💬
IREN has closed a $3.65bn investment-grade GPU financing facility to support the delivery of its AI Cloud contract with Microsoft. This represents the highest publicly rated investment‑grade GPU financing and the first in the U.S. private placement market.
@danroberts0101, Co-Founder and Co-CEO of IREN, said:
“Securing investment-grade financing on these terms reflects both the quality of our customer contracts and the fact that we own the data center infrastructure these GPUs run in. That combination broadens our access to institutional capital and lowers our cost of capital as we scale.”
Learn more: https://t.co/TYepQTBXSQ
@JoshTradeOption This is an absolutely ass app Josh. If you’re gonna be into paid promo, back some decent products.
This ass app is literally just options flow, insider trades, politician trades, with a ChatGPT wrapper backed in to slap the "AI" in there.
Strategy is buying about 1,822 BTC per trading day in 2026 so far.
That is, quite frankly, WILD.
That is Strategy deploying $143 MILLION PER TRADING DAY into Bitcoin.
Strategy is absorbing nearly 2.8 years of miner issuance per year at its 2026 pace.
EOY projection at this pace:
Current BTC shown: 843,738 BTC
2026 trading days total: 251
Trading days used so far: 94
Remaining trading days: 157
Remaining BTC at same pace: ~286,004 BTC
Projected EOY BTC: ~1,129,742 BTC
So yeah, at this pace, Strategy ends 2026 around 1.13 million BTC.
Corporate treasury black hole with an investor relations department.
I FOUND IT!
Here’s the video of democrat James Talarico calling God non-binary.
“God is both masculine & feminine & everything in between.”
In the same breath, Talarico said, “[Trans children] are perfect, beautiful, & they are sacred.”
No, Talarico. God isn’t non-binary.
🇫🇷 Paris currently looks like a war zone. Again.
North African gangs are blocking the streets and destroying everything in sight following PSG winning the Champions League.
Total chaos.