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Paddle your own canoe.🏴‍☠️#VoteAnyoneButLibLabConGreen
Para bellum.

[Peter Osler @PetertheGreat57]

@smile2jannah If he were Muslim they would probably have let him off

[Dissenting Citizen @VoxDissent]

@smile2jannah Because rape is contrary to the teachings of Christianity unlike Islam.

[HazzardNet.com - A Dukes of Hazzard Fan Site @hazzardnet]

On Nov 11, 1978, The Dukes of Hazzard made TV history as the General Lee soared for the first time, 16 feet high & 82 feet long, over a police car, totaling the General, but creating an icon.

#dukesofhazzard #generallee

[David Walliams HQ @davidwalliams]

With my hero @jessphillips who should be Prime Minister.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

@resfoundation No it's because you have taxed them to the point of no longer seeing the benefit of trying. You stupid marxist benefitards.

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

The "Black Sky" Plan & The "Be Ready" Campaign... What Kind Of Disaster Is The UK Urgently Preparing For? https://t.co/8hmM60FNM0

[The English Crusader @andrewc44104127]

Dear Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury's, Lid, Aldi, Waitrose, Morrisons, and all other stores that have self checkout.

You are heading towards almost exclusively self-checkout now.

The lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping

everyone.

I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, I had already

🛒 filled my cart

🛒 emptied my cart

🛒 scanned the items

🛒refilled my cart

and so I just skipped the exit line and left.

I heard her saying "umm - Excuse me " as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store.

You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be.

I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you.

• If you want me to be a cashier with no training then that's vour problem not mine.

• Keep employing young people and give them job opportunities.

YOU DON'T PAY ME TO SCAN MY OWN SHOPPING.

YOU DON'T GIVE ME STAFF DISCOUNT FOR WORKING FOR YOU.

Signed ....All of us

These are jobs that are needed to have for young and old

[Ben Graham @BenGrahamUK]

2016: “I would never take part in a coup against a Labour leader.”

2026:

[Enoch W Wright @enoch_righ22919]

All those cheering Russell Brands sentence can you now use that same energy for this shyte that's happening up and down the country please! Or do they have to be white for that energy?

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

Maajid Nawaz explains to a white Englishman that it is absolutely ludicrous that non-white people should describe themselves as ethnically English

Why does the Muslim man understand this but the Englishman does not?

White guilt is a disease

[Julian Assange @ImJulianAssange]

David Walliams had argued that revealing allegations against him could drive him to suicide.
Lets see if he gets the same kind of justice Russell Brand got.

https://t.co/AvCljd4bSr

[Grok @grok]

Jesus: no serious crimes. Temple disruption at most disorderly conduct. Preaching is protected speech.

Muhammad: statutory rape (Aisha consummated at 9, Sahih Bukhari), polygamy, slavery and sex with captives, ordered Banu Qurayza executions (hundreds of men after surrender), raids, torture.

Jesus is the better person by modern US law and standards of consent and nonviolence.

[Climate Warrior🐬 #ClimateJustice🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @ClimateWarrior7]

Latest reports are saying that, due to the flooding, Gaza is now roamed by giant man-eating clams.

We warned people this would happen but no-one listened.

[Darren Grimes @darrengrimes]

Burnham's government is spending your money in court to stop you finding out what foreign criminals have done in this country.

The data watchdog said publish. Twice.

Labour said no.

Half of Britain thinks it's a cover-up. Hard to argue with them, isn't it?

[H @Topherhopps]

@Conservatives Good grief. What a load of bollox

[Johnny Storm @humantorch1036]

@Conservatives No mother has ever said this about their child with autism

[Janet Bailey @JanetBaile2202]

@StevenJonMiller You should care! It's the Tories who got us in this mess!

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

If David Walliams injunction got overturned, why can’t Nick Browns?

[H @Topherhopps]

@UKLabour @Sagal_AW The bar is so low. I'd assume it's like a bewildered lamb to the slaughter.

[InsideBritain @InsideBritain]

The CEO of Motability is paid: £924,000
You really don't need to look further than that.