Lisan al Ghaib

Given how long it’s taken for me to reconcile my nature, I can’t figure I’d forgo it on your account... I build 💻

[michael ☆ @kresnxk]

This is so embarRASSING OMG?

[10th Hokage @Notyeezus__]

A country that expels nursing student for a harmless TikTok but reintegrates terrorists back into the society and give them jobs.

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

you can see the disappointment in his face but he has to fight it cos him don chop PR money😭😭

[Lisan al Ghaib @Tophiyan1]

Yup.
Codex and Claude are down.
Make I go sleep.

[Lisan al Ghaib @Tophiyan1]

Victony deserves every success he’s ever gotten.

[Tobi Peter @Tobipeter8]

Even Spider-Man no dey call Ironman Tony

[Lisan al Ghaib @Tophiyan1]

@_THeonlyIBUKUN 😂😂😂 Nahhh

[Lisan al Ghaib @Tophiyan1]

@mkonnikova 😅

Humanity is definitely a self-correcting system.

[smit is building stuff @itsoksmit]

God was the first vibe coder.

“Let there be light.”

No design doc. No tests. No staging environment. Just shipped the universe directly to production.

[Lisan al Ghaib @Tophiyan1]

@topetyez_ I swear man

[Lisan al Ghaib @Tophiyan1]

Masego is a beautiful singer

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

So the President gives orders to Efcc 😔

It’s on record ooo

[Adedayo Agarau @adedayoagarau]

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

By this, the president has subverted the court & exercised that he's more powerful than the judiciary.

There is no right way to look at this 😂😂

[Agent Jake @Hitee_]

Wait , you clowns don’t want dissenting opinions ? Everyone should praise this unfortunate administration and pretend everything is right ?

Are you guys normal ?

[Oyo Affairs @Oyoaffairs]

Breaking: Governor Seyi Makinde calls on international human rights and United Nations to investigate Oriire abduction of SchoolChildren and Teachers.

[Afo @Dr_Afo]

So here's the gist.
The Pharaoh in Aso rock increased international passport fees from 50k to 100k last year.
He has increased tertiary institutions schools by over 300% since 2024.
Now he has taken WAEC and NECO from 27,000 to 50,000
He also removed general electricity subsidy and cooking gas went from 700 to 2000 within 2 years.

So tell me exactly, you APC b*stards the benefit of supporting Tinubu?

[BudgIT Nigeria @BudgITng]

Wait till you see what we found.

• ₦3.5bn for a Technical & Vocational Training College in Kaduna.
• ₦1.4bn for road construction in Ogun.
• ₦700m for dental X-ray machines and dental chairs in Ekiti.

All under the National Commission for Almajiri and Out-of-School Children Education.

And this wasn't a one-off.

While analysing the 2026 budget, we found 11,122 constituency projects worth ₦6.93 trillion that blur agency mandates, making it harder for Nigerians to follow the money and hold the right institutions accountable.

We unpacked what this means for the credibility of the 2026 budget in our Federal Government Approved Budget Analysis.

Every Nigerian needs to know what the government is doing. Read 👉 https://t.co/nxkE5yEr64

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

"Kenneth Okonkwo said as my spokesperson he has so many hidden things that if he is provoked or sued, he will bring out and that's the only thing I'm suing him for - to bring those things out..."

Peter Obi clarifies why he is now suing Kenneth Okonkwo. https://t.co/79vaaQosZs

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

If the sponsor of Bokoharam in Nigeria is against you, then you are the right candidate.