Kapo Account #48: Generic Pun

#1 Magnum P.I fan

Previously @t0p_kapo

[Kapo Account #48: Generic Pun @Topkapol]

"Vance 2028"

[Henri Fjord @henri_fjord]

The president has a smoke alarm chirp at 0:35. This country is going to shit. lol

[Kapo Account #48: Generic Pun @Topkapol]

@FakeBigBunjeee His night club was owned by some jew and he got scammed out of the deed & rights, this is most likely a power move to dangle the club over his head so he acts as their slave

[Kapo Account #48: Generic Pun @Topkapol]

>creates shitty night club
>night club gets stolen by a jew
>instantly forced to worship Israel just to try to get it back
Lol

[Clavicular Updates @Clav0Updates]

Clavicular says he had dinner with the advisors of Benjamin Netanyahu, the prime minister of Israel, to teach them about looksmaxing, and says they asked him to do a gym stream with Netanyahu 😳👀

“They said Bibi’s been having a lot of trouble with humanizing himself to the younger generation, they think he’s old an out of shape. Would you want to do a gym stream with him?…”

[Oathless Vagrant @FogborneHeir]

It's also partially a trepidation towards death. When Charlie Kirk was alive they were more honest about him being a useless Israeli puppet like the rest, but the minute he died they turn him into a Messianic figure. You people were born as senile as your grandparents

[Oathless Vagrant @FogborneHeir]

The legacy of Trumpism is just younger people finding a way to become Boomer GOPfags through "first principles." Their only real beef with the system was not being allowed in the club.

[Kapo Account #48: Generic Pun @Topkapol]

"Make America Healthy Again!"

[NBC 7 San Diego @nbcsandiego]

A San Diego infectious disease doctor says it’s probably best to stay away from fresh produce for the next week or so, even if you wash it. A fecal parasite illness, known as cyclosporiasis, has now reached California. NBC 7’s Shandel Menezes has details. https://t.co/beYdXip2Ds

[Naz @nazbowling102]

How are we 4 months into this war and MAGA copers still dont understand that America is not militarily capable of opening the Strait. We have lost the war, the only question is how much pain does America have to suffer before begging for mercy.

[Kapo Account #48: Generic Pun @Topkapol]

Obsidian sends its regards @rustedair

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

Argentina's Peso is officially worthless.

[Kapo Account #48: Generic Pun @Topkapol]

>claims to be superior to "4cuck"
>barking under the replies of random guys, begging for attention

[fmpoolps @fmpoolps]

@LifeformDigi Shadman actually did this btw but just sweep that under the rug like you do everything else man I'm sure that will go well for you

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Anthony Fantano calls himself "the most relevant and impactful music critic” in response to Halsey (via Variety):

“I don’t have to prove my track record to Halsey. I have been the most relevant and impactful music critic of my — and any — generation for over 10 years now. You can’t really debate that. There’s no music critic bigger than me who’s had more impact than me for as long as I have, consistently. And if I die tomorrow, nobody’s going to outdo that run.”

(https://t.co/xltK60rKap)

[Kapo Account #48: Generic Pun @Topkapol]

The new head of fed was directly instituted by Trump. What did Mr "regulation in the meat industry is bad, oh wait they're putting water in the meat go back" mean by this

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

They are trying to lock you out of the new market they have built for non Americans.

[Kalshi Finance @Kalshi_Finance]

JUST IN: $1,000,000,000,000 wiped out from U.S. stock market today

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Job cuts at U.S. factories ran near their highest levels since the end of the global financial crisis in 2009 and the Covid-19 pandemic, per CNBC

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Over $1.1 trillion wiped out from US stock market at open.

[Kapo Account #48: Generic Pun @Topkapol]

@boogietothemax Nobody said that

[Kapo Account #48: Generic Pun @Topkapol]

Somebody like this has been mentally and physically raped to a comedic degree and all you can really do is laugh at them until they inevitably jump off a bridge like that one trânny

[fmpoolps @fmpoolps]

The ultimate insult to 4cuck oldfag culture is not to mock them, but to let the modern day run its course. Azumanga became an underage tranny pfp haven, ecchi is an Indian clip farm, lolisho is SEAmonkey hell, and shonen is niggershit. They wasted their whole youth defending this

[Kapo Account #48: Generic Pun @Topkapol]

Not a single tweet about the Unconditional Surrender btw but thats honestly good cause the more he denies it the longer fido won't get beaten to a pulp like the turkroach's dog was

[Kapo Account #48: Generic Pun @Topkapol]

If America could beat Iran like how you beat your dog, they wouldn't need to give them 400 billion dollars and bend over like a good boy

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

IRAN MOU FACES BACKLASH AS OPPONENTS CALL TERMS A 'TOTAL SURRENDER' BY THE US: CNN

[Kapo Account #48: Generic Pun @Topkapol]

@boogietothemax Given that boomers will literally kill you if you fish & constantly whine about loitering Id say its borderline impossible for the average zoomer to do any of those things much less make friends to begin with. Kinda feel bad for em but then again theyre psychos on the internet so