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[Tortoise & Rooster Trading @TortoiseRooster]

Do you know how to find out where the ingredients in your supplements originate from?

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

OK! OK! That was just a joke! I really am a great uncle! Here are some actual tips for being a great uncle for any dudes that have siblings who are doing it without protection.

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

Who was the most autistic live action batman? I need help for a video I'm making.
1 Adam West
2 Michael Keaton
3 Val Kilmer
4 George Clooney
5 Christian Bale
6 Ben Affleck
7 Robert Pattinson

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

Don't worry, you can see more than 600 tweets per day by going to instagram or reddit or Elon's Mom's House.

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

A stitch with @therecount

[Tortoise & Rooster Trading @TortoiseRooster]

@SteveCohenFun This dad seems healthy... the kid seems unhealthy.

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

And that’s how I saved Christmas 🎄

[Kelly J Schneider🙋🏼‍♀️🤗🥰🐾👩🏼‍⚕️☕️ @kelly_owner]

Today’ humor! We have -47 wind chills today!😳🥶

[Tortoise & Rooster Trading @TortoiseRooster]

@SteveCohenFun This aging is unhealthy. Try Resveratrol from @LifeExtension or @solgarukireland

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

This is dumb

[Tortoise & Rooster Trading @TortoiseRooster]

@SteveCohenFun This seems very healthy

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

Don't forget! Today marks the beginning of 2022's War on Christmas!

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

What problem should I solve next?

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

Some people are heroes, and we call those people Americans.

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

can't argue with a guy with a gun 🤦‍♀️ whatever you say gorgeous

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

Netflix's Dahmer & Chill #netflixandchill #DahmerNetflix

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

Cyber Monday < Cyber Sex Monday

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

Club Owner: When I met you I thought you were creepy but you've become one of my favorite comics.
Me: Thanks, what made you stop thinking I was creepy?
Club Owner: No, I still think you're creepy.

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

Too often, I have to tell women "I don't have any kids" when they ask me for child support

[Autistic Steve Cohen @monkeyinheaven]

@RebeccaTKaplan You're really missing out with Flamigo