🐢 The Tortoise Trainer

When I was young and irresponsible, I was young and irresponsible.

George W. Bush

[🐢 The Tortoise Trainer @TortoiseTrainer]

Valete urbani labores / Valete procul animi impedimenta / Me supera convexa et sylvae et fonteis / Et quid quid est altiora loquentis naturae / Evehat ad Deum

[🐢 The Tortoise Trainer @TortoiseTrainer]

I absolutely need to know how is called (yes, even the technical term) that shake-your-bootie move that a #Seagull does after it landed to adjust its wings. Or we can just provide a new term. Asking for a friend. #birdwatching #gulls #birds #NaturePhotography

[🐢 The Tortoise Trainer @TortoiseTrainer]

Se ne fottono di tutto e di tutti, ti mettono sotto con la macchina per un telefonino, ti rubano anche i reni, però "le regole della collettività".

[🐢 The Tortoise Trainer @TortoiseTrainer]

Eh, se #Toti sbraitasse con autostrade la metà di quanto sbraita con i novax...

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Venus fly traps have to put their flowers really far away from their traps so they don’t accidentally kill their pollinators and I love it so much.

[VIKARE @vikare06]

Goodhue.
Admire beauty from all points of view

[🐢 The Tortoise Trainer @TortoiseTrainer]

@RibModerato possibilmente con la triaddeh

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

This guy would have upwards of 50k followers on this site, and his tweets would be absolutely insane

[Coatl (featheredsnek.bsky.social) @featheredsnek]

funny meme i had to draw

context will not be given

[Evil (Political) Scientist @knrd_z]

Every academic on twitter the second they start losing a debate against anon shitposters

[🐢 The Tortoise Trainer @TortoiseTrainer]

@Pupi18054216 Perchè quelli nei posti pubblici chiave scrivono tutti tutto così per pararsi il culo. Me l'hanno confessato apertamente. Questa gente va messa al muro, o non se ne esce.

[Cambiacasacca @Cambiacasacca]

Leggo che un agricoltore per sbaglio ha spostato di due metri il confine tra Belgio e Francia.
Sono cose che capitano, come quando i nostri ministri quando hanno regalato pezzi di mare alla francia.

[🐢 The Tortoise Trainer @TortoiseTrainer]

@FangusAngus Vanzina?

[Aeistéitic @aeisteitiuil]

Sligachan, Scotland

[Wrath Of Gnon @wrathofgnon]

This dragon at a shrine entrance has mellowed a lot during the century since its carving from a block of wood. How are we correctly to put a price on something like this? Our ancestors thought it was worth it, and woe to our descendants, because we leave nothing like it for them.

[Marco Bordoni @marcobordonibo]

La nostra società: una glassa ipocrita di retorica falsamente inclusiva spalmata su un sistema darwiniano ogni giorno più spietato nel generare esclusione.
L' esplosione finale mi pare inevitabile e a questo punto forse anche auspicabile.

[Hodari Shadowalker ❄️🐆 @HodariNundu]

Friendly reminder that there's an ancient Egyptian "Tale of the Shipwrecked Sailor", in which a guy gets stranded in an island & meets a giant dragon/serpent-like creature that tells him there used to be more like him, but they all burned to death when a star fell from the sky!

[🐢 The Tortoise Trainer @TortoiseTrainer]

@petroglio @AlbanoNicola @Pablo516569 @ilReazionario È romano?

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@hipsterdelcazzo Ma ricciola il pesce?

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@Russellcrowuk Poor soul