Tanner

looking for love in all the wrong places
he/him/sir
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[Tanner @Tortugastyle]

Thirsty trap or progress pic or whatever you want to call it

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Nobody warns you that the hardest part of a stable job is feeling trapped by it. Because you're supposed to be grateful.

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

The look I give people before showing them the weirdest movie ever

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Big week for hands.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT think people understand that global warming doesn’t mean “no cold weather ever.” It means a warming planet destabilizes weather patterns, causing more extreme weather. This has been explained for decades and people still don’t get it.

[Jesus Was A Communist @emptythepoopoo]

Dive bar had a 💩 on the floor next to the toilet…told the owner who I was friends with…disappeared w gloves and a bucket. Came back and said “it was just a burnt hotdog.” So…”I’ve got to go burn a hotdog” was born.

[blue @bluewmist]

My spouse saying to the four year old about his brother, "He is telling you about it because he's excited, not because he thinks you don't know." And that, my friends, is also a lesson I need to hear.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If recording with glasses were the same as recording with a phone, the glasses wouldn’t exist. The concealment is the point. Bypassing consent is the point.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Fox News watching Zohran Mamdani make New York a better place and everyone there being really happy about it.

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE HE IS

[Sparrow @sparrowincrisis]

I downloaded this app in January to spread love for sparrows and this is what the algorithm gave me instead

[dr. boobs @DR_B00BS]

@jackietrackmarx love is everywhere if you’re willing to look for it

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

When a gay man adds you to their close friends story despite never meeting you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[Jack @GayLaVie]

They should invent a homosexual lifestyle that is both affordable and restful

[Damn Yankee 💯 🇺🇲 🦅 @damnnyankee1776]

When that motherfucker back there is not real.

[NYC Sanitation @NYCSanitation]

No need to Knick a basket!

We are giving away five orange and blue litter baskets! These are the real deal.

Want a chance to win one? Enter here: https://t.co/uXMcKVm2Rt

[jovan @ehjovan]

i never understand the “its so hard making gay friends” discourse cuz all you have to do is reply to a gay guy story on IG and you’re friends and its how most my gay friends approached me and vice versa

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

[Tanner @Tortugastyle]

Cottage cheese is my life

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

off topic but idk why everyone makes fun of that band for asking "how do magnets work" because have you ever actually asked a physicist that? I'm not sure they fundamentally know