Lindz

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

the most beautiful women you know are not allowed to eat grapefruit

[x__x @bpdsins]

my dream man might be just a concept unfortunately

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

being in your 20s is so funny bc wtf is actually going on lmao

[jynx @jynxbby]

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

no noise november. everyone shut up

[Peace @Menace2Anxiety3]

Cause ima just print it at work for ✨FREE✨

[mia @httpsosweet]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[Ada Chief🌹 @Being_Adaa]

"You're always drinking wine" God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

If you have to explain the parking situation to me in more than one sentence, I’m not coming.

[Lindz @TotallyLindsay]

the way a vanilla sweet cream cold brew from Starbucks improves my mood 10-fold should be studied

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

*At a party*

Me: Anyone want an antacid?

[Lindz @TotallyLindsay]

what doesn’t kill you will text you “you cute” 5 years later

[ms. aries ❤️‍🔥 @ChaoticwithaK]

Addressing the elephant in the room is actually so fun. I get off on it

[Paige Spiranac @PaigeSpiranac]

Hear me out a country music halftime show next

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

I was born to read books, do crafts & overthink.

[V @__ayaV]

sadly, no amount of sleep makes me feel like i’ve rested enough

[Redd @ReddCinema]

i got 4 brain cells and they’re the Madagascar penguins

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I think instead of kissing at midnight I’m just going to go outside and scream.