Kira Franz

Now on Bluesky, same handle. Parent, lawyer, startup builder, bicycle fan, lover of the ocean. Pronouns they/them. Opinions are my own, and multitudinous.

[Kira Franz @TotallyNotKira]

IT'S FILING DAY! IT'S FILING DAY!

As of today, it has been one year since my client was granted asylum, so we filed for his green card today.

So happy we made it - I've been representing him since 2018, and this was a very long road.

[Defend Survivors @defendsurvivors]

Don’t ever again ask why women don’t tell.

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

A quick reminder in case you forgot the recipe for my award-winning election night cocktail.

[Terry Pratchett @terryandrob]

You can’t start with a democracy. You have to work up through stuff like tyranny and monarchy first. That way people are so relieved when they get to democracy that they hang on to it. – Terry Pratchett, A Blink of the Screen

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

good morning

[Kira Franz @TotallyNotKira]

@elmo Thanks Elmo! It’s great to have your reminders!

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

the guy who just mansplained The Handmaid’s Tale to the author of The Handmaid’s Tale

[Kira Franz @TotallyNotKira]

@violetblue Thinking of you and your little bear tonight -- good luck to you both!

[Kira Franz @TotallyNotKira]

@RonFilipkowski Cry more, asshole.

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

Holy…Listen to every word. This is exactly right. White men: start handling your boys.

(If you are offended by this, you might be the problem.)

[Kira Franz @TotallyNotKira]

@ClaireMax @omgchomp Omg, you two are SO CUTE!!!

[Kira Franz @TotallyNotKira]

Biden has not held Israel to much this year. But if you think Trump wouldn't be much, much worse, you should be listening.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump says he's about to speak to Netanyahu and says, "Biden is trying to hold him back ... he probably should be doing the opposite, actually."

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

When I die, someone please hire this woman.

[Kira Franz @TotallyNotKira]

Timeline cleanser…

[Happy Dog @thehappydog_]

My Mum is 89. A few weeks before Christmas her elderly dog died and she was heartbroken. She’d decided not to get another dog because she didn’t think it would be fair to a dog as she is disabled and doesn’t think she’ll live for long enough to outlive it. However, a dog rescuer that had rehomed dogs with her in the past, knew her old dog had died and when a little 12 year old dog came in who’s elderly owner had died, she phoned Mum and asked if she’d be interested. By then, she was feeling very lonely without a constant companion so said she’d give it a go and see how it went. As you can see by the photo they got on very well and are blissfully happy. Both of them have got a new lease of life and adore each other 🙏❤

[Kira Franz @TotallyNotKira]

@thereisnojayjay I think they were all given instructions to “look like Saints,” and he’s going for Saint Sebastian or someone else specific.

[Kira Franz @TotallyNotKira]

@TheRickyDavila "I've been told not to speak."
"Same here."

[Kira Franz @TotallyNotKira]

@CrucibleOfThght Thanks for sharing your experience. It’s hard to resist our programming. Respect for doing the work, brother.

[Kira Franz @TotallyNotKira]

@brclothwrites Yes, although mostly through Libby.

[Kira Franz @TotallyNotKira]

@girldrawsghosts That giggle of pure joy at the beginning and end of her piece.

[Kira Franz @TotallyNotKira]

@cbassdaddy8 Literal LOL