Кристина

I intend to vegetate.

[Joseph Gellman @joseph_gellman]

In the UK, infrastructure is blocked by adult children who can’t get over a mediocre fantasy book series written two decades ago

[Three-Eyed Raisin @GulagJamun_]

Chinese interview: The concept of atonement didn’t really exist in Ancient Greece and it didn’t exist in Homer’s Odyssey. It exists in your Odyssey. Did you Christianize the Odyssey?

American interview: spin the snack wheel and then read these thirst tweets they called you zaddy

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

If they're turning engineers into activists they have been doing unfathomable evil behind the scenes

[bakair @bakairr]

«Madonna, ahora tiene usted que volver a cantar. Es un himno muy bonito con niños cantores».

Madonna:

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

argentina whenever dani olmo gets the ball

[𝄢 @bestlem0nade]

"flared/wide rib cage" "hip dips" "nail beds" "yogurt body" "smile lines" "crows feet" "armpit boobs"...... it really is that damn phone 🫩💔

[mario @mariolzbl]

mi fenómeno social favorito siempre será que en las elecciones siempre se nota el corte de la antigua vía del tren

[Carlacra @_carlacra]

Anne Hathaway en 2026

[Кристина @TottiMangini]

@_Equinox96 Ya,ya, sí, claro

[🍂𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑒🍂 @_Equinox96]

A mi solo me entiende mi chava @TottiMangini

[꩜ @adorewordss]

i can't believe its april already, time flies when you're anxious everyday of your life

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

not the birth controli

[rocío 🌠 @frommet0me]

hay frases siendo tuiteadas q no habían sido tuiteadas nunca

[ἀναγνώρισις @roquemorfina]

Mientras uno esté vivo, uno tiene que improvisarle canciones a sus gatitos lo más que pueda.

[𝒩.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

I hate when a bitch I can't stand makes a valid point.

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

European diplomats when war breaks out outside of standard 9-5 working hours:

[egocentric4🇵🇸 @pisc3smus3]

la vita lenta di roma