Heywood Jablomey

Htown til it drown 💧! #owls supporter. War of northern agression expert. Ball knower. Rum drinker. Shaved beaver lover. #getwestern

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

@whitesox Send Jani to the bigs!

[Garrett Stratton @grstratton16]

Let’s ride ☘️ @NDBaseball #Committed

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

Congrats on the dead zone heater #shrink

[Trey Rangel @treyrangel03]

first start of summer on thursday in goergia!!

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

Gunnar Brown would strike you out on 3 pitches. Slider outside you feel like ur drowning. Curveball in the dirt of course you’re chasing it. And bang 97 inside corner. You’re out. You were always out. You’ve been out since the day you were born. #Taussfriend #GunnarBrownAwesome

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

@WadeTownsendMan Gunnar Brown- Episcopal HS in Houston. Coached by former Rice national champion Matt Ueckert.

[John Beagle @BeagleTalks]

Summers off to a good start

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

Got caught in the hotel lobby this morning with my pants down. And by that I mean a guy who couldn’t backspin a ball off a high in a Michigan hat asked me about the brand of chapstick I was using. God bless

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

Retweet!

[Dr. Mike Ropenis PhD @GrahamsHouse69]

Just remember it’s only gay if you cum inside them

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

@wesleybryangolf C) Jefferson Davis, Boosie Badass, Kevin Spacey

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

@bigfuker7 Yo Gar, you’ve got to get off the Taco Bell nugs and take a trip to don’s and pick us up a 50 piece MacNuggyat. You’ll thank your sphincter later.

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

Oh brother! You’re gonna want to wife up a little mamasita after putting that down the gullet! They are hard workers too! Coño!

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

My lunch today in Boerne,TX. Pray for me.

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

#question who is patty and why does he pinch my ass if I don’t wear green? Pretty weird kink but I guess to each their own #getwestern

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

And a great rack too

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

This takes some balls, lmao.

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

Reed Gallant will be at kenneallys tonight from 8 until the cops come to sign autographs #getwestern

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

@GrahamsHouse69 Proud of you guy!

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

#question what sounds does a seal make when it gets clubbed? #getwestern

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

Why cockpit but no cock??

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

This is what happens in the cockpit during landing!

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

#taussbomb #talldrinkofwater

[UTSA Baseball ⚾️ @UTSABSB]

ARE YOU KIDDING⁉️

#BirdsUp🤙 | #LetsGo210

[UTSA Baseball ⚾️ @UTSABSB]

ARE YOU KIDDING⁉️

#BirdsUp🤙 | #LetsGo210

[Heywood Jablomey @Toungepunch007]

@bigfuker7 pen roethlisberger