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men love me. fish fear me. authorities want me for tax evasion.

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Absolutely tweaking at vacation bible school rn

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I won’t go watch the new puss in boots movie. Afraid I’ll like it too much

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Having an out of body experience every time a q tip comes even close to my ear

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If I saw a minion in real life I’d put that thing in my nutribullet so fast

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@Chosen1Nelson On it

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Headed to the papa roach concert, don’t text

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Do I wear bootcut jeans with basketball shoes? Yes. Do I work the graveyard shift at speedway? Also yes. Do I drink mug root beer after I brush my teeth? Yes again

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Yeah we might go to war with Russia but don’t let that distract you from the fact that pee is stored in the balls

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Anyone on here good at witchcrafting, girlbossing and manifesting? I need a favor

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Applebees fajitas flavored vape. What do we think

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A story in two parts

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Me: that’s cool wall decor

Guy who writes titles for Amazon products: actually that’s an 8x11 Medium Size Canvas Print Wall Art Abstract Design Modern Artwork Picture Living Room/Bedroom/Office Home Decor Wall Decoration

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Diet cock

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The thing about diet cock is imma have one

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Wait I meant diet cock

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Sorry I mean diet cock

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I mean diet cock

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I just know when someone posts a song on their Instagram story that shit is gonna be so fucking ass

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I woke up from a dead sleep to tweet this last night

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What if they nailed Jesus to the cross and then just started tickling him

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What if they nailed Jesus to the cross and then just started tickling him