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[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I wish subscribing to an email list meant hearing from a brand I kinda like once every five weeks, not getting three emails a day for the rest of my natural life.

[autist @litteralyme0]

This economy is so bad you'll be sitting here thinking you're terrible with money but all you did was buy food

[Womansplainer @iWomansplainer]

Crazy how my baby can wake me up 5x overnight and refuse to go back to sleep without a fight, yet the second he smiles happily at me in the morning he is immediately and completely forgiven. Like it literally just doesn’t even matter. This must be how God feels when we repent.

[thunder kitty @laknodel90]

@VladTheInflator

[Lance Gooden @Lancegooden]

Just a few years ago Democrats wanted vaccine passports to participate in daily life.

Restaurants. Flights. Jobs.

Now they say requiring ID to vote is too much.

What changed?

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Liberal white people will literally tell you to stop being “Islamophobic” while Muslims launch bombs over their heads…

We’re dealing with the dumbest people to ever exist

[Joshua Smith from Break The Cycle @JoshuaAtLarge]

Its 2026 and boy am I glad that I didnt let satanic pedophiles inject me with poison for a free donut.

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

The “No kings” crowd seem very upset that Trump dethroned a king

[alyssa @alyssamariiee11]

Genuinely confused why Democrats didn’t stand for Iryna’s mother while they were wearing Ukraine flag pins. Iryna was a UKRANIAN REFUGEE. Make it make sense.

[Mahyar Tousi @MahyarTousi]

The people doing this to Mexico today are the same people ICE agents are trying to deport from the U.S.

Be more grateful to your government, liberals.

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

Donald Trump threatening to take away gun rights from Trans people is brilliant.

He now has democrats defending gun rights.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

[Landlord 🇺🇸 @live_free_603]

Trying to sign my kid up for little league.

I have to provide:

- my license
- utility bill
- deed/ federal records/ welfare records/ military records

All to prove my residency.

Little league baseball signups are more secure than our elections.

[Angie G @MomAngtrades]

If you’re ever feeling dumb, remember there are people who genuinely believe ICE is out randomly kidnapping American citizens.

[Liberal Tear Creator™ @LibTearCreator1]

I asked Google if you needed to show your id to get into the Grammys…

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 The Left conveniently “forgot” Barack Obama personally awarded Border Czar Tom Homan a medal for deporting criminal aliens.

Karoline Leavitt just reminded them, with receipts.

Same job, different president!

[Gator Gar @gatorgar]

Destroying a hotel because you don’t like who’s staying there.

It’s like burning down a restaurant because you don’t like who’s eating there.

This is what the mob does. This is how criminals behave.

[Big Boris @BigBoris_2]

“Oh my gosh, this is so horrible, how can ICE agents keep shooting protesters?”

Armed protesters the second they see an ICE agent:

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

It's so easy to not get shot by ICE

[Mark Jeffrey @markjeffrey]

So they've created a border and designated certain individuals as 'illegal' within that border.

Huh.