Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor

I am the conductor of the Hot Mess Express. Seat belts, everyone!! Beep! Beep!

My personal hilarious views. 😎

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

@lady_valor_07 Send @ConanOBrien

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

Iran is SO petty!😂

https://t.co/NxAXy2auuK

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

@DanBilzerian And then 40min later, did the same to their rescuers

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

@IDF Y'all are literally baby murderers

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

@ChuckyT3 Same! @AbbottElemABC pls get on that! 🤣

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

Resurrect Mayor Menino. When HE was alive, sidewalks NEVER looked like this when it snowed. @CityOfBoston used to be a fine city. What's even sadder is, this sidewalk is for the @BostonFire Department!!! They did a shyt job shoveling it.

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

@hbfromkc_ Bless your heart

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

Whelp! Beyonce needed an update to the bangs picture. Her hair wasnt wasn't that short on the left side ALL day..... what happened?

https://t.co/Bl7KcXiUM3

[Formula 1 @F1]

Welcome to the paddock, @Beyonce 👑

#F1 #LasVegasGP

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

@BostonGlobe, what car does @CityOfBoston @MayorWu PERSONALLY drive? Did she get some sort of contract for city business cars to be ALL electric?!? My relative's car is never charging b/c there's only but SO many ports in Metro Boston. And WHY do they all turn off at 5?!😮‍💨

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

One of my goofy relatives worked for a place where they handled money. Long story short, they threw up on the money after a wild night. Their company told them to burn the money or take it home and they took it HOME. And they really wonder why they got fired! WASH the money!😒🤡

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

A 2 day rental for @Zipcar in Boston is almost $300. A car payment plus insurance for my old car was $600 for the month. It is in fact NOT cheaper to use Zipcar DAILY like my car had. It costs MORE.

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

@msyonceslay The IFPI sounds fake as hell. Do better, @taylorswift13

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Just got off the #57 bus, bus number 1814 heading towards Oak Square.....and do people NOT look before they SIT?!? Just watched TWO people sit in a seemingly piss filled seat! Blegh! Nasty buses. Nasty people. The @MBTA is so0o0o0o not the Tokyo Metro or even @bucees clean ☣️🤢🤮

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

@bennyjohnson @Nursekatejohn Imagine tweeting to the world that you're about to have unprotected sex, no pullout, spouse or not..

We need to learn.....less....about one another.

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

Ofc Michelle Wu and Michelle Wu Jr are here at an event I'm at and they were blocking the door so we couldn't get in so people could take pictures with them. We went right AROUND them. We ALWAYS see @MayorWu with her baby. Is EVERYONE allowed to bring their kid to work?😑

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

Doing a dignity lost award while wearing a top 3 sizes too small....is a choice.#BB27

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It's so weird @AbbottElemABC
doesn't submit Lisa-Ann Walter for the awards, too. Other shows submit damn near their whole cast! Submit her and William Stanford Davis!
https://t.co/bYM97GeeXM

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

Went to see Josh Johnson at @The_Wilbur last week and watching the waitress bring multiple drinks to patrons with all of her hair all over the straws and the drinks, ensured I did not get a drink from her or any of them with their hair down. ServSafe, what's that?🤢

[Fmr Hogwarts Pop Culture Professor @TrackSuitsOn]

I love Taylor, but I can never look her in the face, because she's one of those people that always talks with her teeth. Even when she's not talking, it's mouth open, teeth out! Look at the way Chelsie did the draft recap and then look at Taylor's mouth. Its....offputting. #BB27