Darren 'Trader Yahu' Perlmutter

I create, build, operate, and consult on narrative-driven, emotionally engaging F&B venues, experiences, and products, with expertise in N/A & botanical bevs.

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@disneymagicguy Very cool find.

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@DrewDisneyDude Your lowest quality coverage is exponentially higher quality than the 'high quality' coverage I have seen out of everyone else so far!

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@bioreconstruct @CPlagmann Hey, this is, verbatim, the response you gave me! I'm starting to believe you have a PR department.

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@DWStweets My mother was being honored at a breakfast for 40+ years of back breaking service to her community, which consists of your constituents, and you found it prudent to leave during her introduction? You continue to be a classless disgrace to your office. Shame on you.

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@1928Fantasmic @Dr_GrantSeeker The greatest stateside dark ride of all time. I will never understand why they downgraded. They could have found another sponsor.

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@ThemeParkScout "Rarely is the question asked: Is our ecosystems learning? We must leave this land in a position where our children can mis-underestimate the power of a good harvest. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool a plant, you don't get no tomatoes." - G.W. Bush

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@jLovett631 @mistressdivy And of course stores have increased inventory... When your president enforces and rescinds tariffs like the weather changes, it's wise to stockpile product while it's manageable... You never know when this admin will pull the rug to rob the American people of billions yet again.

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@jLovett631 @mistressdivy Imagine looking at a tiny 0.5% retail bump and thinking the economy is fine, completely blind to the fact that spending is only up because the bourgeoisie are capitalizing on this administration’s massive wealth transfer, and thinking everyone else has money because you do. >>

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@ThemeParkScout Google says an average of $41/hr. Before overtime and benefits, a full time puppeteer would cost the mouse ~$30-40k per month.

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@ThemeParkScout @grok what is the average day rate for union puppeteers in Florida?

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@Gary20165 @FoxNews You're so close to the point that you could reach out and grab it. Take a look at what's happening in the rest of the south. I'm sure you could easily draw a similar conclusion.

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@ThemeParkScout Puppeteers are often union performers. Puppeteers are *expensive*!

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@CJacob161201 @SirBrayden @DisneyParks This is animatronic.

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@nickmoreau @CasasAficionado @JimShull Honestly a significantly smaller disparity than I was expecting. Bluey's viewership and subsequent revenue success are severely understated. It's the #1 most streamed show in the US, and the only franchise able to overtake Pokemon in popularity. Disney will be banking on that.

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@CasasAficionado @JimShull Bluey has the second highest adult viewership of any animated kids show, even among childless adults. #1 is SpongeBob. I don't know the stats on nemo as an IP, but bluey is definitely prudent, maybe moreso than nemo.

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@diservations That only happens when Rainbow Ridge elects a new pope

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@bioreconstruct What's your typical camera loadout on these runs? I imagine you have a golden vault full of super tele lenses.

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What does this mean for @bioreconstruct ? I will rage.

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@bioreconstruct I had no clue. That makes your work somehow even more impressive.

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@vpetersen0891 @JudyWinslow_fm Don't kid yourself. Epic, the lowest ranking major theme park in guest satisfaction, isn't making a scratch in Disney's ops.