Transient Rail

Rails before people.

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Turns out this whole time we've been sending travel updates to the No-Life-Or-Hope Dimension instead of this account. Major whoops! 🤭Come join us on BlueSky instead (https://t.co/DQ1ilLzkuf) — we promise to be less confused over there.

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*But not less confusing.

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Turns out this whole time we've been sending travel updates to the No-Life-Or-Hope Dimension instead of this account. Major whoops! 🤭Come join us on BlueSky instead (https://t.co/DQ1ilLzkuf) — we promise to be less confused over there.

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During hot weather, please carry a bottle of liquid with you while travelling. It can be any liquid. DO NOT DRINK THE LIQUID. 💦

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@Zingoe Fenrir & Greg. 🐺🐶

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There are two wolves inside each of our trains. This isn't a metaphor. 🐺🚃🐺

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@order6600 We stopped running services in your realm because it all got a bit too much, you know? A quick break in the Screaming Hellpain Dimension gave us enough fortitude to return.

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There's been an accident on Platform ¢. Gawking stations have been erected around the accident so you may view it while maintaining anonymity. Take in all the shocking details at your leisure, you sick animal. 🚑👀

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To clarify, the prize for the lifetime ticket competition was to spend an entire existence aboard a Transient Rail train on a looped track. It wasn't free travel for a lifetime. Apologies to the winner for the confusion. We hope you enjoy the journey. 🔄🚉

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@SlowSlooth We've already got enough of your blood on file. Please stop giving it to us. 😘

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Due to a data breach, we're asking everyone to send us a fresh sample of their blood. Least flavoursome, if possible. 💉🩸

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@KamikaziArmada Don't worry, we have crisps (chips) at the office. Please don't delay on sending the sample. 🤲

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The 12:01 service to Forbidden Zone 7 has been delayed by 'it's my first day on the job, why are you making me estimate the delay? I'm doing my best, okay?'

This is due to operator inexperience. 🧑‍🔧😓

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@Kai_the_Hero We need you here for reconnaissance. 😘

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This is to reassert our Twitter presence in this time and space. Don't worry, we haven't forgotten about ya'll in The Worst Dimension™.

(Huh... it's called X now? Truly this realm lives up to its name. Hop aboard one of our services and get out while you can.) 🚉✅

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@SlowSlooth They don't stop. Janitorial services here are a sisyphean task. Start pushing that boulder up the platform.

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@SlowSlooth Yes.

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We are currently seeking a heptomancer to help with timetabling and foreseeing delays. If you would like to apply, please send in a CV, along with your most recently read liver.

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We at Transient Rail are deeply saddened.

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Where you're going, you won't need a ticket to travel.*

*Please purchase a ticket before travelling on services to the unspecified hellish domain in Event Horizon (1997).