Trey Cant Write

Shoot cameras. Shoot rockets. Shoot corners. Shoot angles. Shoot craps.

[Trey Cant Write @Trebucket]

Dunk the graphic designer baby in the baptismal font! Er, baptismal typeface. Sorry graphic designer baby.

[ret @rad_milk]

going to the museum to lick all the paintings just in case there’s some yummy soup residue left on there from protesters

[Trey Cant Write @Trebucket]

Forrest Gump guzzling Dr Peppers at his trip to the White House, but it's me eating pickled okra at this academic research initiative reception

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

50% of ALL the surface area of Downtown Tulsa is dedicated to streets or surface parking. At some point, you knock down and build so much parking there's no reason to park there anymore. 50%... wow.

[🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka]

guy doing a deathbed confession that he is DB Cooper but insisting that the name is actually supposed to be spelled Deebie Cooper

[Fester's Quest: The World's Most Posthumous Genius @spoocecow]

this is just to say
I have eaten the flowers
that were for algernon
forgive me
im sooo dumb lol

[Movie Set Memes @moviesethumor]

He’s a 10 but he’s 10-2

[Cherished Bloodstain @PortableDoom]

Jim Varney's Gym Varnish.

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

the emergency announcement that tells us that the nukes are on their way should happen in the Tiktok lady voice

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making PPP loan forgiveness records publicly available

[Ryan 🥣 @ryanposting]

Booing the paintings I don’t like at the museum

[Trey Cant Write @Trebucket]

@RNKFanArt are you aware of this one? https://t.co/SyyaPe5HSo

[Trey Cant Write @Trebucket]

Boy. Me.

[Trey Cant Write @Trebucket]

This feels like a film critique that @IAmNotRonHoward would appreciate

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

Heat is one of the all time great gay American films

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

the most consequential figures in the tech world are half guys like steve jobs and bill gates and half some guy named ronald who maintains a unix tool called 'runk' which stands for Ronald's Universal Number Kounter and handles all math for every machine on earth