Intergalactic Poo Baby

“Soft and well-behaved”

[chloe iris @chloeikennedy]

oh to be a tiny lizard licking an orange.

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

I am 21 years old, and I just hid money in an Easter egg.

[jared @jaredbonee]

Just gonna leave this here ... https://t.co/cgUe2EPY7E

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

@Only1EMoney What's up, brother?

[Hunter Steinmetz @HunterSteinmetz]

Wait, the US government is seriously considering this? I love and am thankful for those who give their lives for our freedom, but we can do that in sooo many more effective ways than pull a stunt that North Korea, Russia, or China would do. Soldiers died for freedom-not arrogance https://t.co/vivdZPKPmt

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

Nailed on the head

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

I am proud to announce that today I, after twenty long years of existence on this earth, have finished an entire chapstick tube without losing it, letting it melt in my car, and/or destroying it in a washing machine. Many thanks to all who have helped me come this far.

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

i will not die by the hands of a pt cruiser i will not die by the hands of a pt cruiser i will not die by the hands of a pt cruiser i will not die by the hands of a pt cruiser i will not die by the hands of a pt cruiser

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

Fulfilled my 8yr old boy dream today: broke my ankle and got crutches. Are girls still impressed by this?

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

@erin_goodbay I miss you too!! And even @EJUnashamed

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

@erin_goodbay Oooooh ;-)

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

What do you do when you get to those back roads https://t.co/BNymKbzcGJ

[Erin Walsh @erin_goodbay]

Whoever says “there’s nothing to do in Martin” hasn’t ever seen these back roads I guess🍁🍂

[Connor @The_Cone_Zone_]

@ThePaleIndian @TrentSims2 Wish I could rt this

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

@ThePaleIndian Lol. I get that all the time nowadays 💀

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

@landokitty @_glucose my one true love

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

I won’t lie. Paramore’s Riot! album still slaps

[Sarah Doyle @sarah_h_doyle]

"Trent, can you show me how to get to the dark web?"-me
"Perhaps. Actually, definitely. I had weird friends in high school."- @TrentSims2

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

@ChaseWilson1998 im just not that type of boy :\

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

I was told yesterday that I look like I was "created in a lab by twelve gay scientists"

[Intergalactic Poo Baby @TrentSims2]

@Chase_Mathis1 You're a clown 😂😂😂