Trenton Emory

Lawyering. Writing. No particular order. You should hear the mouth on my dog.

[Trenton Emory @TrentonEmory]

@megbasham Note: no seeking forgiveness. Merely prevaricating subterfuge. Poorly executed. This man in a nutshell.

[Trenton Emory @TrentonEmory]

Matt and Trey are American heroes. @paramountplus let them cook. @SouthPark

[Trenton Emory @TrentonEmory]

@hexclad Can somebody reach out to me concerning my warranty claim? You all responded with an email saying you'd get back to me within 2 business days. That was 7 business days ago (nearly 2 calendar weeks).

[Trenton Emory @TrentonEmory]

@franklinleonard Wow. Crazy turn of events.

[Trenton Emory @TrentonEmory]

@ChaseMit Triple underline aggressively unfunny. That phrase alone seems like his entire villain origin story.

[Trenton Emory @TrentonEmory]

@KLeighB47 I'm so, so happy for him.

[Trenton Emory @TrentonEmory]

@alan__s66 @therealsupes Amazing tweet.

[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

We already have privatized postal services. Multiple in fact. If you want to use those then use them. USPS is superior because it can operate at a loss which allows it to be more widespread and serve unprofitable communities like rural towns.

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

We need to call privatization what it is: adding a profit tax on to a public good. A public post office puts all it's resources towards delivering mail. A privatized post office will diver a large chunk of it's income to shareholders. In what universe is that better?

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Elon Musk did exactly what he has accused Soros of doing—buying influence in the government without a single vote.

[Trenton Emory @TrentonEmory]

@dieworkwear Anyone else... ANYONE else... Would have their fuckin intervention through the back of their head.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

We have a peculiar historical event shaping up where the oligarch billionaire class is about to fleece this country while most of their supporters are working people who are convinced that they are on their side because they hate migrants & trans people.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

One of the greatest deceptions of our time is the lie that that single mom on welfare or the kid getting free food at school is the problem instead of the ultra rich hoarding more wealth than billions of people have combined and getting tax breaks for doing so.

[Trenton Emory @TrentonEmory]

@DannyDrinksWine 110% Dick Van Dycke

[Trenton Emory @TrentonEmory]

This is a drop your phone tweet

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Hitting the last three words in the headline

[I’m NotDevinsMom Moron @NotDevinsMom]

We have Luigi Mangione’s life story in 3 hours after arrest but still zero information about Trump’s fake staged assassination shooter months later.

[Trenton Emory @TrentonEmory]

Literally the funniest thing on the internet

[OnlyBangers @OnlyBangersEth]

This guy keeps locking the only door to an 'escape room' business. The paper was clues to the combination on the lock he used. 😭

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Rogan went from saying stuff like this to endorsing a corrupt billionaire authoritarian conman warmonger who stands against virtually every policy he claimed to believe in

[BIG MAMA @dvngerousliy]

But let a nigga kneel during the National Anthem and the world is ending…