Trills

Yeah, I got overexcited

[Trills @Trillsabells]

@ConcernedApe For the drought bug, will existing saves start having rain or just new saves?

[Eleanor Morton ($8) @EleanorMorton]

If Jane Austen characters had phones

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Release date for Stardew Valley console & mobile 1.6 update: November 4th

[Trills @Trillsabells]

@ConcernedApe OH MY YOBA WHAT?!!!! You wonderful wonderful man, I can't wait!

[Trills @Trillsabells]

@emmatypesstuff I knew a lady who was a carer for her husband's elderly aunt and the aunt spent all her time talking about how wonderful her kids were and how she was going to leave everything to them and nothing to her nephew, let alone the woman actually looking after her.

[Trills @Trillsabells]

@emmatypesstuff And if you're married you might end up as sole caretaker for your husband's elderly relatives as well.

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.

[Trills @Trillsabells]

@emmatypesstuff Wow that ballpit is grim

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

My #1 “younger millennial” trait is I am young enough that playing video games is a lifelong hobby of mine but old enough that I have absolutely no desire to play online against strangers.
My beef is with The Computer and The Computer only. Outsiders do not need to get involved

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Take it in. The first female chancellor. The first housing secretary who's actually lived in social housing. The first education secretary who was on free school meals. An energy secretary who actually believes in aggressively fighting climate change. Not a bad afternoon.

[John Crace @JohnJCrace]

Rishi can't buy a break. The sun is now shining in Downing St

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

‘Twas the night before voting, when all through the nation
People looked up the details of their polling station.
Fibs had been told by politicians desperate for votes
About taxes and housing and those on small boats

While across the UK there was much corruption chatter
With Conservative candidates keen to sidestep the matter
Knocking on doors, they found the public most vocal
They begged: “Please support us; we’re not Tories, we’re local!”

With Lib Dem Ed Davey having the time of his life
And Farage returning to cause Tory strife
They left Keir's Labour troops well placed for success
All set for five years to clean up the mess

Campaigning all done, the teams gave a whistle,
Raced back to London at the speed of a missile
But I heard them exclaim, as they got on their bus
“HAPPY ELECTIONS TO ALL, AND PLEASE VOTE FOR US!”

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Talk about impressive!

It's a HUGE win for Emma Raducanu.

She's beaten Elise Mertens in straight sets 6-1 6-2 to reach the third round at #Wimbledon

#BBCTennis

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

New! @RishiSunak is PM (Ex)

If you want to support us you can chip in for Sky TV at https://t.co/pxh7WbeNGL

[Bex ⁷ @whatsabex10]

Dear Narrator, bold of you to assume I haven't been appreciating that view for the whole of the show so far 😌

#MyLadyJane

[Trills @Trillsabells]

Really enjoying My Lady Jane. So deadpan and funny

[Trills @Trillsabells]

@emmatypesstuff Fair enough. I still prefer my Grandad's method. Literally took me decades to find out the truth

[Trills @Trillsabells]

@emmatypesstuff Same! All the talk of registering has me questioning myself. I voted a month ago!