Chris Clare

Confused old lady, cat lover, literary equivalent of Forrest Gump - I read a lot.

[Chris Clare @Triplec55]

@SoVeryBritish If I owned a supermarket I’d have a dress code. No beachwear or nightwear. Yes, I’ve seen women shopping in pyjamas and dressing gowns. And I also hate headsful of rollers too. Probably wouldn’t get many customers but the ones I did get would be dignified!

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@emmerdale For heavens sake just get Ross to threaten Todd!

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@emmerdale Strange that the “Big House” doesn’t have an alarm, isn’t locked during the night, ex-SAS Graham didn’t see either Charity or Chas, didn’t wonder why Lydia was apparently making such a lot of noise with her coat still on, and nobody else woke up!

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@emmerdale For heavens sake when are we going to be treated to some actual entertainment instead of misery, doom and gloom involving helplines?

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@maz492rowe @itvcorrie Possibly Lily’s school shoes?

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@emmerdale Why is apparently every child over the age of five in soaps a brat?

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@haveigotnews As a Mancunian, I can say that Andy Burnham actually cares about the local people and the country, and unlike a lot of politicians, grew up in a household where Daddy wasn’t a millionaire businessman, he had ordinary parents and can understand what a normal life is like.

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@emmerdale Would be interesting to see if the people who can’t believe Ross would prefer Laurel to Gabby would be prepared to say that to Laurel’s face.

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@itvcorrie Why couldn’t he just tell the police he went to the front of the factory for some fresh air?

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@ashawolves You said everyone calls it mash or mash potato. I disagreed as lots of people say mashed potato, sounding like mashed potato, not mash potato. Your fact is impossible to be verifiable!

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@ashawolves No, we just have different opinions.

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@ashawolves @TawhakiTheGod @SoVeryBritish No they don’t.

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@SoVeryBritish Always puzzles me why the lad in the ice cream advert puts an empty box back in the freezer?

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@pjc7221 @itvcorrie I thought it was Max he pushed down the stairs?

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@itvcorrie And on a different note, the study notes for Hope say 20 words or less? Not fewer?

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@Greg_Phillips_ @itvcorrie A few of mine have disappeared because they’re polite but critical.

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@bunnvamp @SoVeryBritish It’s 31 here in Manchester……! Makes me feel sick, probably lots of people are like that, can’t understand the anger from people. It’s like us saying what’s wrong with you, cool is brilliant!

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@Liz14752830 @SoVeryBritish Ditto. Ice inside the bedroom window, had to put a big handprint on to see out!

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@JenniferGa29345 @SoVeryBritish And playing music full blast and seeing who can shout the f word the most.