Tristan

crazy frog stan

[Tristan @TristanPedersen]

@Vote_Brandon curious about your decision to vote for the nwc and if you consulted any teachers in your riding before voting? would love to put you in touch with a few that i know so you can understand the weight of this choice 🤗

[Shoe Shine Boy @ShoeShineBoy11]

@Vote_Brandon Is there a reason your office doesn’t return emails?

[faith⁷ | ARIRANG @faitheeyy]

im crying good morning moo deng i love you

[Isa @isaperezxx]

- Serena Williams was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female
-Caster Semennya was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female
-Imane Khalifa was accused of being a man when outperforming a white female
Take what you want from this.

[solé @layxsnv]

This that weather that had Bella cuddling another dude right in front of her old man.

[pj @pjayevans]

Getting actually mad at my friend who threw a banana at me in Mario Kart

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

dishonorable discharge? you mean a yeast infection

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

An enormous obsidian stone split in half.

[emo adachi @RiAnimator]

Pro tip if you’re seeing someone and need reassurance, instead of asking and actively communicating, just go “why do you hate me”

[Alp @alplicable]

Might be my best AI-generated art prompt to date. I give you “Pikachu painted by Monet”.

[Ben Meer @SystemSunday]

How to avoid burnout.

Get 7 types of rest:

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

goodbye

[Jared Wesley @DrJaredWesley]

Area man tries to burn down a forest, then brags about the trees.

[jadey 🤍🩵 @missmilkton]

hi can i get a venti iced nasty little dirty slut chai please?

[Sabrina Cartan @sabrinacartan]

we will adopt your baby!!

[Taco Bella @bellathetaco]

He’s a 10 but the first night at bed when you left, Ron made out with 2 girls and put his head between a cocktail waitress's breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women.

[AIDA @shutupaida]

this work shit getting to be too much. which one of y’all need a dutiful wife

[Adam @OilersAdam]

Roses are red, violets are blue, the Edmonton Oilers are going to round 2.