Trope Hero

Torn between keeping my Bachelor-4-Life card & making @TropeHeroine MINE. *gratuitous growl* Single-brow raiser, lopsided grinner, strong aversion to shirts.

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

What I am a CEO of is not important. All you need to know is that I have a private jet & only go to work when I want to have sex on my desk.

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

@McReadsALot Then too.

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

I don't always fall in love with my best friend, but when I do, it's because I need her to act as my fake fiancée for some business deal. 💎

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

I volunteer as tribute! https://t.co/GTBYVfbgnU

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

@cjlemire 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻😏 #butofcourse

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

Yes, I'm a billionaire rancher (aka cowboy) & honorary English lord, but I don't advertise those. I hate to brag. https://t.co/fSgCxDrqiH

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

Duly noted. Will pick up some of the pretty stuff on my next incognito trip into town when I go for provisions. https://t.co/V5jXjJH07l

[Samantha 📚 @SammyAudiobooks]

@TropeHero 🤐😍 I personally prefer the designer duct tape. I like to match my undergarments!

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

Just because it started out as Stockholm Syndrome doesn't mean it isn't real love. She happens to LIKE duct tape over her mouth.

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

I'm a Dom & owner of a BDSM club. I'm also Prez of a vampire biker gang. I enjoy playing hockey & seducing my step-sister. #mostofthethings

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

How does a sexy billionaire find female companionship? OK Cupid? eHarmony? No. I go 2 auctions & bid on the virgin in financial desperation.

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

You should totally marry yourself. That way you can go f*ck yourself and we'll all be better off. #narcissticasshole https://t.co/Hv5D8JJC8t

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

.@ktgilbert76 Always happy to entertain a pretty lady. Or a wanton harlot. Whichever you identify with is okay by me. @TropeHeroine

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

If Kanye West is the Closest Thing to Einstein, then I'm the closest thing to Wilt Chamberlain. Or Casanova. Or Don Juan. Take your pick.

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

Course I'd like to f*ck your brains out but after the traumatic thing in my past, I follow a strict set of rules that deny me any happiness.

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

WANTED: sexually inexperienced female who gets shocked & turned on by crass language & forward actions; must succumb to my charms easily.

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

😈 I'm an asshole w/a secret heart of gold just waiting for the right woman to come along & see me rescuing a kitten when I'm not looking. 😇

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

Don't worry. At no point in our no-strings fling will we accidentally fall 4 each other only 2 realize at the last minute we're meant to be.

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

Look, babe (@TropeHeroine), people think we're amazing. Wanna know what's NOT amazing? The zipper imprint on my co-- https://t.co/qlpLKeZxhN

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

I really enjoyed our Fun & Games, & frankly, this whole Black Moment thing fucking blows. Whaddya say we skip this & go straight to the HEA?

[Trope Hero @TropeHero]

@_LittleLovely_ Ah but I'm not just a guy. I'm a Trope Hero so I always say things like that. I'm very anal about my olfactory observations.