Trump's brain cell

Thoughts that got filtered away before appearing on the official POTUS account. Retweets are NOT collusion!

[Trump's brain cell @TrumpBraincell]

It's so lonely in here :(

[Michael Sender @MichaelSender]

Got a better forecast? #AlaskaSummit

[Trump's brain cell @TrumpBraincell]

There can only be one Trump! (Because there is only one Trump brain cell.)

[Michael Sender @MichaelSender]

Democrats finally found their own Trump. May the battle of egos and caps begin!

[Trump's brain cell @TrumpBraincell]

@JayinKyiv One. I’m afraid the other one is a Sputnik microchip.

[Michael Sender @MichaelSender]

If, as some Russian propagandists have insinuated, 3 leaders of German conservatives, French centrists and British leftists, who hardly knew each other earlier, bonded so well they decided to do lines together on a train full of journalists, then this is very bad news for Putin.

[Trump's brain cell @TrumpBraincell]

@MichaelSender I get minerals, you give security guarantees. Fair deal.

[Trump's brain cell @TrumpBraincell]

@MichaelSender I love it already!

[Trump's brain cell @TrumpBraincell]

It was a genius move! Everybody knows vaccines and COVID tests make people gay! It’s how democrats get their votes!!

[Trump's brain cell @TrumpBraincell]

Well that didn’t take many brain cells…

[Trump's brain cell @TrumpBraincell]

Well, technically it’s no longer Twitter, so…

[Michael Sender @MichaelSender]

Just finished reading the bestselling 3zekiel by the amazing @PeterCawdron. Much recommended to all fans of Sci-fi and First Contact. A great plot with many twists and unexpected turns. #TBR

[Aliens About Humans @HumansExplained]

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[Aliens About Humans @HumansExplained]

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[Aliens About Humans @HumansExplained]

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[Trump's brain cell @TrumpBraincell]

@MichaelSender This is fake gold. Yanukovich stole the only real golden one long ago.

[Trump's brain cell @TrumpBraincell]

I wanna be on the evil side. Which one is that?

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

The world is now fully divided into good vs evil. On which side are you?

[Trump's brain cell @TrumpBraincell]

Who cares? The blue one is America and that's all that matters!!

[Orwell & Goode @OrwellNGoode]

What's this country called?

[Michael Sender @MichaelSender]

Russian “news” channel Zvezda claims #Leopard2 tanks are so bad that 2000 Russian soldiers armed with spades (!) can beat one. Let’s see, the Germans sent 18 tanks, so all Putin needs is 2000x18=36,000 troops with spades. Luckily for Putin - that’s pretty much exactly what he’s got left. Damn bad tanks those Leopards…

[Michael Sender @MichaelSender]

Lukashenko’s Belarus, a country of 9 million and Putin’s only ally, has sent 67 battle tanks to Russia only in the past week. That’s 67 more tanks than Germany has sent to Ukraine in total. #ArmUkrainaNow

[Michael Sender @MichaelSender]

I Am Legend 2 film trailer. Shot in #Kharkiv on Ukraine’s Independence Day, where the only ones allowed outside are dog walkers (only within a 200m from home radius), due to high risk of the wrong kind of salutes from states that aren’t too crazy about Ukraine’s independence.