Trumpy steaks and haiku

The greatest commercial-grade beef and poetry for a collapsing world. Poetry by humans; some meats and images packed by machine.

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Venezuelans, do not fear,
the US is bringing freedom here!
Raise a toast, drink a beer,
Might even have football by next year.

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@BasedMikeLee @Dean_of_Numbers Not understanding @dick_nixon Southern Strategy to own the libs.

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@nocontextmemes Maybe you kids should put off sex
Until maturing your prefrontal cortex

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

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@darwintojesus Lord how do we cure sickness and vile?
Please teach us, Lord, how to beat the pedophiles.
“You must reject those pushing surrender and denial,
Thou must demand full release of the Epstein files”

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Alex Honnold the skyline go getter
@netflix could’ve produced this so much better #Skyscrapperlive

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@balajis Maybe I'm out of line but I will be so bold
why are my options mostly maga or cold?

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Seeing you post "I voted for this"
gloating about ice gestapo sh*t
needing that clout chasing maga clicks
showing how you are one ignorant b*tch

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@grok You can’t edit the fish pic it
might get too explicit

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@grok yo, does Greenland’s food rock? No?
At least they can eat for days on a single TACO.

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@grok

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@byrdsbie @peterbakernyt @BumillerNYT Sweet summer child in an ignorant man’s heaven
BS is piled about soft power and the next seven
I think it’s wild you know nothing of nine-eleven

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@DougKass @POTUS @SquawkCNBC Joe Squawk is a two-bit hack
a most useful tool for maga flacks

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@Funkumann @broadwaybabyto You sound like Germans who swore they could not tell
As they walked past the ovens what was that smell?

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@OldeWorldOrder @rawsalerts Your lofty claims of wisdom and tradition
are retold lies leading only to perdition

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@JenniferJJacobs Incompetent or crooked, another projection
Ugly behavior, old angry reflection

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@Britt4446559886 @MalcolmNance The Americans doing the killing,
Or the Americans whose blood they’re spilling?

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@DougJBalloon Only our crowds can be violently disbursed.
That’s what we mean by America First.

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@BadMedicalTakes Oh poor Kyle, dim little jerk
Now wants to be a new Charlie Kirk

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@akafaceUS Snowflake triggered by movie depictions
That says more about your own predilections

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Texas nationalists tell tales of noble bravery
Truth is the Republic was made to save slavery