Shleby (she/her)

From Blitz to bliss.

[Shleby (she/her) @TrussellButter]

I always wake up at the butt crack of Don.

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Don only calls the capital of Georgia “Hotlanta.”

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@everyothergirl2 There’s just a 0% chance you are & I am sad you feel that way!

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“I love you so much, mom. I never want you to be arrested.” - Gray

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I believe the purpose of life is yummy little sauces

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@dogwitch_ She wants to hurt me

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I haven’t spoken to my jugalette mom in almost a decade but lately my son won’t stop saying “whoop whoop.” Does this mean it’s in his blood? Is he just genetically down with the clown? 😫

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A person named Billy is so special because they had like 5 others names they could’ve gone by & they chose BILLY. Hell yeah

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@sammwise2 I think that’s how everyone feels honestly. There are no right words but you’re doing the perfect thing— listening & being there if they need. 🧡

[Shleby (she/her) @TrussellButter]

@JohnnyPureBlood @sweatystartup @RestaurantWill You think you own your home/land? Try not paying property taxes for a year & find out who owns it 🥰

[Shleby (she/her) @TrussellButter]

Sage saw a chihuahua for the first time today & kept petting him saying “mouse!”

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My ankle always hurts. But I refuse to mention it to Don if it’s rained that day.

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@BackgroundMitch Except my mom’s because she saw him do it, stole the phone & deleted it. (I recovered it from my deleted pics tho)

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Gray took my phone during Mother’s Day brunch and thought it was hilarious to take pictures of everyone’s butts

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@dogwitch_ I don’t want to fight. I just want you to respect my fears and love me for who I am, regardless of my perceived flaws 🥩

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Prayers needed— I cleaned out the pantry and reorganized things. Don isn’t gonna be able to find anything for weeks, even though it’s all still in there.

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@sammwise2 That is why!! Haha it feels like they’re illegally made or something & that they can’t be good for you. I absolutely eat them. I’m just skeptical lol

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I don’t trust cotton candy grapes.

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@BackgroundMitch Yes!! I did it with both kids

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The cost of getting my placenta pills has basically doubled since I had Gray. Inflation really hitting everywhere.