Ted Starke

Closeted nerd. I FIX MY OWN CAR!!

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

@drmistercody Same here😕

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

You really believe they would have a chess board out? Lol

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

It's really been missed

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

@BaldBryan And yet nobody has had the balls/brains to use any drops

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

@BaldBryan And yet nobody has had the balls/brains to use any drops

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

@JohnDiesattheEn Traffic tip: if you really need to merge, and you see a Tesla, feel free to cut it off. Your all good. (*Mean joke)

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

Good. Since your the heart of the show, Bryan is the soul, and Adam is the...uh...??
BRAINS!! That's right

[(((gina grad))) @GinaGrad]

🤣🤣🤣
I’ll be back soon! XOXOX

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

Mocha milk shake please

[Chris Schultz @theraggedyman]

@nihilist_arbys Nothing like enjoying the brand-new Diablo Dare Sandwich as I dwell over just how empty my life is

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

@nihilist_arbys Just pulled out the drive thru. Bridge here I come

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

New year, same you. Same son that doesn’t respect you. Same dead hobo in the crawl space. Same ex that can’t stop making fun of your genitals and calling the cops on you
Same dwindling stockpile of meth and gin. Why not stop off at Arby’s on your way to the bridge?

Enjoy Arby’s.

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

Noooice

[Bryan Bishop @BaldBryan]

INTERESTED

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

4

[MAURICE LAMARCHE @MAURICELAMARCHE]

5.

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

@atdanwhite My dad had a letter just like that, about himself from Santa, that he read to our family every year, in lieu of receiving gifts. Just his way of saying "Sorry"... again

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

Hey, @adamcarolla @AdamCarollaShow #clitkiller #clitkilla @JayMewes has something to say

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

https://t.co/w0jOo1zJSK

@AdamCarollaShow best mash up ever?! Even the drums match perfectly

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

@AdamCarollaShow

https://t.co/GWSLZ6V69O

Hmm?

[Ted Starke @TsStarke]

@ScottAukerman & #CBB I've found where Elvis died!!!!

[tweety @weirdwithwords]

they turned alex jones' rants into a folk song and i love it like light loves lilies

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Great—my horse has worms and the pharmacy is out of everything except COVID vaccines.

[KattsDogma @KattsDogma]

is it cream it’s cream isn’t it