Thomas Abrams

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

A message for CBS News editor-in-chief Bari Weiss and new owner David Ellison.

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

The picture on the left is from 2012 when the filter was broken.

The picture on the right is AI generated.

That's the issue in this Presidency, everything is based on lies, even the most trivial of things.

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Accurate AF.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Great workaround!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: If you've ever used a porta-potty you've been in a gender neutral bathroom.
Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

It’s been 3 months since Trump demanded unconditional surrender. Currently we can’t reliably get a boat through the Strait of Hormuz.

Humiliating display of weakness on the world stage.

[Evan @daviddunn177]

They hate Hunter Biden because he fucked adult women but love Donald Trump because he fucked children.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @WhiteHouse: The inability of trump to stay awake on the job has made him a laughing stock and an embarrassment to the United States of America.

But I really did this tweet to show you that @GovPressOffice has much better social media content than you do.

Cheers!

[Natalka @littleukrainian]

@TeamOssoff @GarciaRosalind Funny how “government waste” is always your kid’s school, your health care, or your local services-never $1.6 billion in taxpayer backing for a mining deal tied to the President’s sons.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

A ballot showing up isn't a vote. By that logic, everyone who receives a credit card offer suddenly has a new credit card. Fucking idiot.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Kimmel: "You'd think Trump would be rooting for the Spurs. It's what got him out of Vietnam."

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

the homeless man that poses the biggest threat to Los Angeles is Spencer Pratt himself

[Thomas Abrams @TtheKey1]

@DarrigoMelanie How did Elon know and why didnt he speak out sooner?

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

The “bad moment” was confirming that Donald Trump wasn’t releasing the Epstein files because he’s in the Epstein files.

[Tom Santos @tommysantos14]

It's insane that they have their low IQ cultists believing that if a Republican doesn't win the most liberal state in the nation, then it's rigged.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

How? They got sick from drinking raw milk. The answer is literally the headline.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

266,000 jobs under Biden:
“slowed”
“muddled expectations”
“fell short”

172,000 jobs under trump:
“upswing”
“vigorous”
“strong sign for economy”

This is the double standard Dems have had to deal with for the past 10 years.

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Friendly reminder that Pride isn't about turning your straight kids into gay kids. It's about not turning gay kids into dead kids.

[Thomas Abrams @TtheKey1]

@Bogey4TheIndex @Ol_Treacherous @RealJamesWoods one day you’ll be right, just not today

[Thomas Abrams @TtheKey1]

@highbrow_nobrow 6 years later and w/ control of all branches of government and still not a single shred of evidence produced to a court, not a single arrest, nada, zilch, zip