🐢What the Tuck🧣(’-’*)

I’m a comedy relief character that gets killed off in season 2, for telling too many puns. he/disappoint/disappointment. just trying to be a twitter mom

[🐢What the Tuck🧣(’-’*) @TucktheguyFly]

Shampoo bottles are more dramatic than little brothers. Like I barely touched you! Why did you fall down!?

[🐢What the Tuck🧣(’-’*) @TucktheguyFly]

@difficultpatty Yes so awesome nice things!

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Arms should be removable at bedtime.

[meghan @deloisivete]

🎶 Never gonna get you out
Never gonna heat you up
Never gonna remember I wanted to eat you

-me, putting leftovers away in the fridge

[🐢What the Tuck🧣(’-’*) @TucktheguyFly]

@hushed_puppy @parilani :0

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

Light as a feather, smorg as a board

[🐢What the Tuck🧣(’-’*) @TucktheguyFly]

@kriswasp I feel this haha! I am on the second floor and the building next to me has this cat that is just always watching me when I forget to close the blinds

[🐢What the Tuck🧣(’-’*) @TucktheguyFly]

Bump in the night? No, I’m more scared of things that go bump in the day. Like If someone bumps into my car, that’s like $2,000 that I really don’t have

[🐢What the Tuck🧣(’-’*) @TucktheguyFly]

@RobotRecall Wait… I think you are onto something there! But then ya lost me lol

[🐢What the Tuck🧣(’-’*) @TucktheguyFly]

me: I like bird watching

date: I prefer bad boys

me: *nervously* I only watch geese

[🐢What the Tuck🧣(’-’*) @TucktheguyFly]

@difficultpatty You probably burn more calories in the Pre Nasal drip ceremony, so I wouldn’t worry about it

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

How many calories are in post-nasal drip?

[Mediocre Mom @MediocreMamaa]

Well well well, if it isn’t me getting takeout after spending $300 on groceries.

[❤️Hush Jared🤙 @HushJared]

I’m starting to get second thoughts about this discount meal kit service

[🐢What the Tuck🧣(’-’*) @TucktheguyFly]

Anyone else have that one friend that just jumps out at any given moment so they can scare you? Ya, well their Personality trait is a Toaster

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Him: Let me be frank.

Frank: No, it's my turn.

[🐢What the Tuck🧣(’-’*) @TucktheguyFly]

@jojipaints Well it did steal the Royal Jewels, so I guess we wouldn’t have to worry about financial stability

[🐢What the Tuck🧣(’-’*) @TucktheguyFly]

@jojipaints I don’t know! The last people that let the royal families jewels get stolen, got all of their bones broken😞 we need a plan

[🐢What the Tuck🧣(’-’*) @TucktheguyFly]

@jojipaints My JEWELS! I need those!

[Laffy 🔸️❤ @boombabybrown]

A big shout out to the inventor of hugs. A+