Tuco Reformed

Memories are the bane of truth. "The phallus of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubricated."

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@NoContextHumans Is she looking for her ball on the green or is this just a general, WTF?

"Wanna get away...?"

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@ScienceBrewed @crazyclipsonly @grok Grok begs to differ.

This gives v ≈ 31.94 m/s, which converts to ~71.5 mph.

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@crazyclipsonly 71.5 MPH at impact.

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@MichaelRapaport That's because Israel and the United States have asked for a "cease-fire." That shit doesn't exist in the Muslim world. And if they have to wait 2000 years, they will.

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@LauraLoomer @marklevinshow But they don't trust us. 🙄

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@WeedPorns "Blue Flame Tooth."

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@j_c_domingues @RedsSuffering There are SO MANY other killer songs by this group. Like practically every song on their debut album, that Alan Parsons, just happened to produce. Not a bad song but I think David Pack understood commercial appeal ($) by this point.

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@EricLDaugh So, when does our war with Israel start? Seems headed that way.

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@SWeb96249008 @catturd2 Whew! For a minute there I thought you said, In my fridge. 😅

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@RadioGenoa @Furiousred80601 "French Cuisine"

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@AmiriKing Mexican cartels are 1000x worse. Just sayin.

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@HunterBiden @AngelaBelcamino I knew I should have blocked this idiot yesterday.

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@realericmoutsos Mines's been pushing 300 for 20+ years. By their model, I should be dead. But I'll be 70 in the fall and now I'm told that my risks are even greater of heart disease if I don't stay on these meds. What do you do?

I think Saint Peter's hawking meds at the Pearly Gates.

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@AntiWokeMemes Groucho shouldn't wear a nose ring.

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@aprilshowers412 @DeborahReiter6 @RealPeterHonda @C_3C_3 You, missy, are the one out of touch. Conform to the majority.

"Roughly two-thirds (between 60% and 74%) of Americans consistently respond that the United States is on the "wrong track". - Axios

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@aprilshowers412 @DeborahReiter6 @RealPeterHonda @C_3C_3 You have no point. My father lived to 99. Not going anywhere soon, Karen.

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@aprilshowers412 @DeborahReiter6 @RealPeterHonda @C_3C_3 You're an idiot. I'll be 70 in the fall. You don't know jack about being a real, productive member of this world. I've lived it. Worked it. Retired it. Sit down and shut the fuck up.

Your inanity is on display right here. For all the world to read.

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@otakara18 No, it's bullshit.

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@aprilshowers412 @DeborahReiter6 @RealPeterHonda @C_3C_3 Us people? Your people are protesting at ice facilities with green hair and genitalia sewed onto them. And have an entire month dedicated to their mental illness. And we're weird and unhinged? 🙄