Tuesday

Time-traveller from a minute in the past. Definitely not three badgers in an overcoat. Tweeting utter shite until only the bots are left following.

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

I've just discovered the German word for 'bagpipes' is 'dudelsack' and I don't think I'll ever call them anything else now.

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

@ikmultimedia Isn't bloody working though, is it? I went to pick my first one, site crashed, now it's saying I don't have any promotions.

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

@homeyk @ohmgeist I pre-ordered last night. Am I still eligible?

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I can and also I will

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

I see they've shat the bed.

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

@BenTheTim That's the photo I was looking for earlier! 😁

[Chris Scullion @scully1888]

Referee gets a shock during the Silent Hill derby when he discovers his late wife is on VAR

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

When we’re young we are told that we should trust our elders but my dad used to tell me that there’s a breed of fish that only swims backwards because they want to keep their eyes from getting wet so…

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

I do try to be a good person. For far too long I wasn't.

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

@ScotlandNT Can I get a game instead of Hanley?

[Yorkshire Victor Meldrew+his dog @TheMeldrew]

Should be mandatory in newsagents

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

@RewildScotland

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

@TheDEADicated I would be interested!

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

@caitidh (*limb, not line)

Ah well, great success then. Net gain! That's what paying the big bucks for private healthcare gets you.

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

@caitidh Hope the amputation is a success. Like, they don't lop off the wrong line or anything.

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

@caitidh All of that is completely mental. Glad mine was completely mundane now compared to that.

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

@caitidh I would like all of the information.

[Problem Child @Footinit]

Shift.

I meant SHIFT!

Oh god.

[Kevin Williamson @williamsonkev]

He's no wrong. Being part of UK dragged Scotland out of Europe & down onto its knees over last 10 years. A tourist McDisneyland playground where locals and poorest get stiffed while our land, resources & assets are stolen. #StillYes

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

https://t.co/99wg1o9ei0 I feel like this could be adapted for Adam Idah.

[Tuesday @TuesdaysHuh]

@lucyycheyne I love Dead Sara. Linkin Park have pulled this out of the bag and got someone with an amazing voice here.