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@ThatChris1209 Just have them race it in karts for funsies.

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@SpannersReady @bkelly776 Lewis should have briefed her, shown her a picture of Martin and said ‘you’ll look like an absolute wank if you don’t talk to him’.

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@bkelly776 Is that Noah Schnapp from Stranger Things in the background?

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@scottroots Garmin’s training plan gave me a stress fracture in my left leg.

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@justnyxs Given how cool that first piece of armour she discovered was, I can see her getting some very cool drip later on.

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@KyloAxe @maxplaincoffee 100% It’s so easy to take a still image out of context and make something out of nothing.

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@maxplaincoffee They can smell the Kardashian on him.

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@cytrusf1 wtf is up with her lips? Lewis is one tasteless mfer.

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@SpeedSportLife It’s like the Murcielago and the Cybertruck had a deeply illegitimate child.

It also makes me think of a mullet the way it flares out half way back.

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@Hammerschlag983 @DirtyyTeee I listed rage. Can you read?

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@Hammerschlag983 @DirtyyTeee What emotions do you have towards Kratos other than ‘fuck yeah he murdered that god’, or ‘fuck yeah, I really felt very thrust off screen tapping that button while Kratos nailed that chick’?

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@laurogeitabat Mostly the dgafism.

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@Hammerschlag983 @DirtyyTeee ‘The emotional heart’

My dude, Kratos is an emotional cripple. He has rage and sullenness and that’s about it.

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@TheBasicExpert1 I like the image on the left and I have no qualms with the image on the right. I liked the reboot Lara model as well.

There’s room for both of these women in gaming. One doesn’t affect the other.

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@hamizlton @F1_Jordan Fairly sure she’s aware of her back half.

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@cat206071 @misskarenpage Metal Gear Solid 2.

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@scottjohnson This is the perfect summary.

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@Swurv__ Or try growing up. That would be more beneficial.

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@JamesSurowiecki Harder if you’re a shit driver maybe.