Turd Ferguson

I like smoking the ganja, making ideas into pictures and having some laughs! if I be chill and you be chill, then we gonna be chill.
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[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

Not sure who has seen the movie Beyond the Black Rainbow, but I need answers! WTF am I watching?! It’s like 2001: A Space Odyssey got mixed with Dead Ringers and a hint of the first Hellraiser as a documentary about molasses dripping from a faucet. The symbolism is overwhelming!

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@SoullyIsStoned 3 for 1?! That’s a hell of a deal!!!

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@SoullyIsStoned I got an extra Capri Sun, want it?

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@SoullyIsStoned

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@SoullyIsStoned

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@SoullyIsStoned Then again, I think showing your ankles was illegal right before the age of the flappers!😂

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@SoullyIsStoned At this point, I feel like a GD virgin! I’d love to have an expert of your caliber show this 2 time virgin how it even works!😂😩 it’s a bizarre feeling. 22 years of a very active sex life with my wife, then 5 years of sand and cactus! Honestly starting to drive me mad!

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@SoullyIsStoned And we fucking enjoy doing that! 😏🔥🥵

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@SoullyIsStoned Trust me, it’s not as fun as you may think! I ran a case study involving myself as a subject from 1994 until around 2015 or so. Results were overwhelmingly and stunningly negative! I had to take other observers’ opinions, my reports often ended up with me as king of everything!

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@SoullyIsStoned This will be my reaction if I’m ever involved again! 😂😩😐

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@MaskedMystiqueX Someone to share my life with that actually cares.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

Ever been reading a post and think you may be having a stroke because it looks like gibberish, then you realize it’s a not English and that you’re just a moron ? Me neither.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@lana_viss Probably when the other party wakes up. When I wake up is when that nice man with the ski mask stops kissing me! 🫪

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@ghouneur

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

Did you know that marijuana is the leading cause of me being stoned and enjoying everything in life just a bit more? The more you know!

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@lucidevlinxyz I don’t disagree.

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@transcarissa Go get one! Shouldn’t have an issue as pretty as you are!

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@ezukyar Yes, but if you ask this question, will you actually DM?

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

Think I may need some Loco Moco today! Broke da mout! 🤙🏼🏝️

[Turd Ferguson @TurdFergus53m]

@forallcurious Use a rocket and launch yourself into space? Seems obvious