Pete Turnbull

Full time carer to 2 children 5 grandchildren 2 great grandkids unpaid taxi driver money lender, ignored advisor .Degree in sarcasm,university of life education

[Pete Turnbull @TurnipPete]

@muchado33 It was meant as a joke.

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@fireman452a Oops,I haven’t got that far,ask someone else.

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@fireman452a How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?

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More hare hare.

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@hasudi And I always here “scuse me while I kiss this guy”.

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@HWarlow The pottery is so pottery like.

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@Angry_Staffer @laraine00305855 Brutal.

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@laraine00305855 He could be maga.

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@bbcweather @BBCScotlandNews That’s not cold!

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@mbar62 @TheRickWilson Anything on Pornhub?

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@kylegriffin1 @MeidasTouch Bet they don’t show.

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@RonFilipkowski Guarantee he’ll break it with no consequences.

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@KMarkNZ11 @SPBMcKenna @SenseiDuckOR I thought HIV or HPV would have took him by now.

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@SPBMcKenna @TuckerCarlson When will a UFO come and take him home?

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@dkaplowitz @DennySkinner4 Simples,you’re election system is third world,your education system is third world,no accountability from the media,corruption in politics,pathetic gun laws,and too many religious fundamentalists in positions of power.Not forgetting dark money.

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@lflorepolitics @SPBMcKenna @TheLastWord @Lawrence And if re elected that same media will be obliterated.Lemmings!

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@AmyLynnStL The cause of erectile dysfunction.

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@JoeBangles11 @Sydfish Have it every Christmas with Christmas cake or fruit cake.Delish.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Vladimir Putin is a war criminal. Russia is a terrorist state.

RT if you agree!