TurtleCake88

Cute. Slow. Delicious.

[TurtleCake88 @TurtleCake88]

Gf left me for a coke addict. So how's your week going?

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Guess I'm eating a bullet for breakfast

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@ClaireMax Black Canary!

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@ClaireMax Flex Capacitor

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@sugarGSP @KindaSortaMaebe Cokemon

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@emily_tweets Can... can I still get nuggies?

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@agraybee It's made it hard for me to get the drug so I can regulate my blood sugar better. I've been roller-coastering for a while now because my insulin makes my appetite insatiable

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I also twist my nips when I spit facts

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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It's obviously gay rainbow propaganda. Just wait for blue hulk

[ana ✰ @imnotumblr]

can someone explain why theres a red hulk

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@ClaireMax OMG don't throw away the tube tho, you could totally use it in some cosplay for like a giant handle for a hammer or something

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@ClaireMax Just use the whole tube, haha

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@Skybilz Racoon

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@ClaireMax

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@TolarianCollege Prerelease kits should come with a token pack

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@heatherjs Old ppl

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JD Vance went from "hell nah" not "hawk tuah" real quick...

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@KindaSortaMaebe "You're not important, but it will take 500 men to replace you"

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

😭😭😭

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@gapingbum "He's just a friend" she assured me, while she was in fact fucking him behind my back for months

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@DaveAronson

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Started a blackberry hibiscus mead today. If it fully ferments, it will be almost 20%. #mead