Fat Rambo Official

P1 / Amateur ninja / über-American

OKState & Dallas Cowboys
Tweets for the few. I want to be the Brad Wesley of my hometown.

[Fat Rambo Official @Tweave00]

Gonna start sharing obscure versions of some of my favorite songs and hope you'll enjoy.
#obscuremusicfriday

https://t.co/uImU6r2fhx

[Fat Rambo Official @Tweave00]

I was there and somewhere I have a picture of me on the field

[Dustin J @405pokefan]

In 2002 Nebraska came to town to take on @CowboyFB. The defense played a great game led by Kevin Williams and Greg Richmond who made big plays all day. Tatum Bell rushed for 182 yds and John Lewis made a highlight catch to seal the first win over Nebraska since 1961 #GoPokes

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

I've been on social media for over 15 years and I've never seen a video with a happy ending quite like this one.

Enjoy.

[Fat Rambo Official @Tweave00]

Skynet is active

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

A robot kicked a little boy in the stomach

We're officially one software update away from Terminator

[Champagne Joshi @JoshWalkos]

Bro was genuinely scared to death. 😂 🤣

[YIMBYman @YIMBYman]

If you think it sucks being a sports fan in Dallas, imagine being one in Fort Worth.

Cowboys -> 30 minutes
Rangers -> 30 minutes
FC Dallas -> 1:10hr
Stars now -> 1:10hr
Mavs now -> 1hr

And that’s with the only one option: driving

The Metroplex is a joke

[Kevin from PWI (McElvaney) @wackelvaney]

Macho Man’s theme music playing at my niece’s graduation ceremony … a toast to the metrics of WWE’s continued global influence 🍻

[Fat Rambo Official @Tweave00]

@gordonkeith @denisegutie43 I had to come find this so I can ask what kind of tortoise is Bunker? I have a raised flower bed I'm heavily considering converting to a natural outdoor tortoise enclosure

[Fat Rambo Official @Tweave00]

@SportsSturm Lunch Pail HOFer?

[Fat Rambo Official @Tweave00]

@Glitter_Pigeon I'll be dead in the cold, cold ground before I call it X

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Forever a banger! 💯🔥

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Bear tries to scratch some more but misses the tree

[Alice in Chains @AiCLayneStaley]

On This Day— James Hetfield performed “Would?” with Alice in Chains at the Rock am Ring festival in Nürburgring, Germany on June 2, 2006.

[Just Rock Content @JustRockContent]

“Still Of The Night” - Whitesnake

Written by David Coverdale and John Sykes.

David Coverdale has said it was musically inspired by Elvis Presley’s “Jailhouse Rock.”

US Billboard Hot 100: #79
UK Singles Chart: #16

[Football Performances @NFLPerformances]

When Miles Austin came out of nowhere and torched the Chiefs for a Cowboys franchise record.

10 REC, 250 YDS, 2 TD.

[Benjamin @Runningbear]

The perfect license plate does not exist…

My Texas friends will 100% understand 🤣

[Panda Hank (Nico survivor & Masai believer) @pandahank41]

20 years ago today, Tim Thomas called Dirk Nowitzki a pussy & blew kisses to him in Game 5 of the WCF.

Dirk made 10 of his next 14 shots & finished the game with 50 PTS & 12 REB on 54/83/94 shooting in a win.

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

28 years ago today, Sting joined the NWO Wolfpac 🤘🏻

[Lasagna Del Rey🍉🏳️‍🌈 @jennmint]

BREAKING: Zack Attack have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.