Tweetasm

Anything & everything crazy happening on Twitter

[Tweetasm @Tweetasm]

Check out my crap Virgin upload Speedtest result! What's your speed? https://t.co/nbPu7jh3mr #speedtest

[nani @pettyblackgirI]

I am LIVING. There's nothing better than seeing a predatory creep get his ass beat https://t.co/yI2ogpXQ3k

[Alfred Lua @alfred_lua]

“Hone your craft through writing goals based on quantity, not quality” — @joulee https://t.co/bhuh7IVMRu

[Alfred Lua @alfred_lua]

Formulas to help me tell stories quickly 📚
11 Quick-Fire Social Media Storytelling Formulas
https://t.co/jXH8q4Qy0K

[Old Royal Free News @OldRoyalFree]

.@circlehousing #URGENT @keepmoatgroup Resident without functioning water/heating for 3 months now #MarkRogers #LisaBuckingham PLS FIX!!

[Beard Club @Beard_Club]

Are Nicola Sturgeon, leader of Scottish National Party, & Peter Murrell #Beard & #Merkin? #WinWin?

[The Guardian @guardian]

BT hires 1,000 UK staff after complaints over Indian call centres https://t.co/xC1Pf3U5I0

[Viral Buzzin @ViralBuzzin]

Pretentious North London restaurant con.. beware https://t.co/oAxulZ3fNn

[Tweetasm @Tweetasm]

Fizzled out: a history of Coca-Cola flops https://t.co/AbHYlhlYfM

[Tweetasm @Tweetasm]

Naked artist Deborah de Robertis arrested for posing nude next to Manet's Olympia https://t.co/irKIZNWc9A

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Beard Club @Beard_Club]

Gay singer Zayn Malik now #Bearded by GIgi Hadid https://t.co/Eu9Swh9CMq #lol #sellinglies

[Viral Buzzin @ViralBuzzin]

Beware of the @TrianonPalace taxi #ripoff when in #Versailles, #Paris! https://t.co/IugKAEqLCh

[Tweetasm @Tweetasm]

Belief in God is not important in formation of complex societies http://t.co/oNAbcZwFfi via @MailOnline

[Tweetasm @Tweetasm]

The full scale of EU 'right to be forgotten' rules revealed http://t.co/k3g0FcssoT via @MailOnline

[Tweetasm @Tweetasm]

So who DID give orders to British Police to demand names of Charlie Hebdo buyers from newsagents? http://t.co/Z3vzwkgBwt @MailOnline

[Celeb Deconstructed @CelebrityDecon]

#Gaydad Simon Cowell, Paul Mckenna's other half, demands to know ID of 'sperm-mixer' in surrogate baby PR farce

[Lord Sugar @LordSugar]

SEIZURE OF OVER 300 kg OF DRUGS OFF ST LUCY’s COASTLINE, 7th Dec http://t.co/VcR0hyPYPK The Bajan Reporter

[Viral Buzzin @ViralBuzzin]

'Sandy Lane lets gay celeb couple @SimonCowell & @ImPaulMckenna infect Barbados beaches w. dog faeces #LarvaMigrans'

[FLEUR EAST @FleurEast]

“@1Xtra: Woaahhhh look at those abs 👀💪@FleurEast #EightPack” ha ha!!!! 😝🙈