Stuart Beattie

Product Marketing Tweet about security, technology, F1 and other random subjects. Learning to use a spell checker. Views are my own.

[Stuart Beattie @TweetingBeattie]

How is it possible that with all their advanced technology and retail expertise, @Tesco run out of what I consider "basics" on a regular basis. There are frequently standard things on my list that are not on the shelves. Today, Martins Heron didn't have eggs or 1st class stamps.

[Stuart Beattie @TweetingBeattie]

How long would you expect one of your authorised service companies (Eden Motor) to diagnose a problem with my car @Hyundai_UK ? I booked it in three weeks ago for Monday morning and they are still "too busy" to even diagnose. Can't be good for your image.

[Stuart Beattie @TweetingBeattie]

I am about to climb "paperwork mountain" - if you don't hear from me within 4 hours, send a search party (with a bottle of Jack Daniels as it will be serious).

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[Stuart Beattie @TweetingBeattie]

Ouch!

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go' by Wham was released nearer to the end of the Second World War than to today. Happy New Year everyone!

[Stuart Beattie @TweetingBeattie]

Ordered from @Halfords_uk and paid for next day delivery. Order did not turn up. Understand that delivery issues happen but online chat could only "refer me to the team" which would get back to me within 48 hours. #coulddobetter

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Whatever you do, do NOT repost this - it would make Trump suuuuuper mad. Like ketchup-throwing mad.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Stuart Beattie @TweetingBeattie]

Is the problem with Columbus and dispensing prescriptions widespread or just at some pharmacies @BootsHelp ? Do you know when it will be fixed as I have a critical prescription to collect. Thanks

[Stuart Beattie @TweetingBeattie]

@safesecs @TeamPetrolslut Approved

[Stuart Beattie @TweetingBeattie]

Keir is really struggling - he's been on his feet for at least 15 minutes and hasn't been able to tell us what his Dad did for a living!

[Stuart Beattie @TweetingBeattie]

@NoContextBrits Walrus

[INFOSEC F0X 🔥 @infosec_fox]

Literally all vendors right now.

[Stuart Beattie @TweetingBeattie]

This happens every time.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

As we near bedtime, remember that some people here will have stripped their beds earlier today and forgotten all about it. I really feel for them.

[Stuart Beattie @TweetingBeattie]

This is worth keeping an eye on.

[Sightful @sightful]

When you want to turn vision into action, #Spacetop is here.🦾

#Sightful #VR

[Stuart Beattie @TweetingBeattie]

Standards in @Tesco Martins Heron have really slipped lately. A lot of common foods often not available - today no bread at 11:30. Also no trolleys at the front of the store.

Not to mention my continual gripe about the online shoppers blocking the aisles unnecessarily.

[Stuart Beattie @TweetingBeattie]

Today, in during Rishi Sunak's announcement, we were reminded of Labour's 1997 election anthem "Things Can Only Get Better" by D:Ream.

What should the parties choose this year?

I'll start - Sunak and "Why Does it Always Rain On Me?" by Travis

Any others?
#GeneralElection

[Stuart Beattie @TweetingBeattie]

Fox cubs playing outside my front door #foxwatch

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Polyrhythm is the simultaneous use of two or more rhythms. Tapping exercises with the metronome are important to master the most basic of polyrhythms.

And it's something that requires huge coordination.

[📹 Débora Noemi]
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