TweetingCrapaud

Cyber based procrastination when I should be doing something worthwhile.

[TweetingCrapaud @TweetingCrapaud]

https://t.co/oJTSiji85T

[TweetingCrapaud @TweetingCrapaud]

Great, now it looks like I need to stay off the Internet until I've caught up with Stranger Things.

[TweetingCrapaud @TweetingCrapaud]

@AdamRutherford @SwaySteveK in the works.

[Zohair @Zo_Zahid]

Coronavirus restrictions are being eased way too quickly

[TweetingCrapaud @TweetingCrapaud]

2022? #planningahead

[Geraint Jennings @GeraintJennings]

@electricjersey 25-26th March?

[TweetingCrapaud @TweetingCrapaud]

A lovely part of Guernsey. And I can get there without covid restrictions!

[EVie @evieondemand]

Get ready, Guernsey! 🚲☀️

EVie, an electric shared mobility platform, is launching an initial fleet of EVieBikes over the Easter weekend to offer islanders a safe, sustainable way to move around the island.

Find out more and download the app: https://t.co/6DCY7DWNsh

[Alice in Wonderland 🎩 ♥️ @lucyalice85]

My annual ‘spot the April fools joke’ in the news is going to be trickier this year as tbh, nothing surprises me anymore

[TweetingCrapaud @TweetingCrapaud]

What a difference a year makes. Not.

[TweetingCrapaud @TweetingCrapaud]

First day of home working and I have definitely put on my usual suit, tie and shiny shoes. Absolutely. Yep. #totalprofessional

[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Manage Your Preferences https://t.co/Q3b6GDfvyT https://t.co/QFt0jUBKzv

[TweetingCrapaud @TweetingCrapaud]

My understanding was that it's a Guernsey requirement. I think I got that from Balleine's history but I'm not sure.

[Advocate Davida Blackmore @AdvocateDVB]

@bailiwickxpress I don’t think the recital of the Lord’s Prayer is a necessary component 🤔

Good article on the Clameur by Andrew Beidgeford: https://t.co/JBGPiqiZ5I.

And also a guide by @CABJersey: https://t.co/dN2S2xVp3d

[Kurt Kohlstedt @KurtKohlstedt]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling to bring you a joyful deer prancing across a beach at sunrise 🦌 🌅

[Katharine Birbalsingh @Miss_Snuffy]

😂😂😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Pretty good year so far.

[forest fr1ends @forest_fr1ends]

right, i’m off to bed. i expect this shower of shit to be sorted by the time i get up...

[TweetingCrapaud @TweetingCrapaud]

So.
Its #XmasEve
You have that last minute thing to get.
You're right outside the shop.
You have forgotten a mask.
?

[TweetingCrapaud @TweetingCrapaud]

Now is the winter of our being really pissed off.

[TweetingCrapaud @TweetingCrapaud]

Now is the autumn of our discontent.

[Channel 103 @Channel103]

After the Chief Minister said people should work from home from next Monday unless their services are critical to keep the island going, The Chamber of Commerce has confirmed that retail and hair and beauty stores will remain open.

[TweetingCrapaud @TweetingCrapaud]

I'm going to have another sherry and try reading the latest lockdown rules again.