Hades

Ruler of the dead, Part-time kidnapper, Not an Olympian

[Hades @TweetofHades]

What if I told you that you are dead right now?

[Bryce Stonehade @BryceStonehade]

You may know that the Lion King was based off of Hamlet but did you know that Dumbo was based off an acid trip?

[Hades @TweetofHades]

Reasons I left:

- Got off Twitter
- Got bored with this account
- Ran out of inspiration and things to tweet
- Pursued other interests like writing and guitar

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@Rex_Mortuis @ApollontheGreat Numbers are stupid anyways.

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@ActualPoseidon Even Heavy Metal?!?!??

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Okay, Seriously, IS THERE ONE ACCURATE FILM ADAPTION OF HADES OUT THERE?!?!?!?!?

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@Imthehadeshound Thank you. Not sure for how long though.

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Why are people always crying at funerals? Can't somebody tell some jokes?

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@ActualPoseidon Crabs.

[Hades @TweetofHades]

If normie people call out God's name during sex, then necrophiliacs should be calling my name out during sex.

[Galen @HandofAsclepius]

Seen in a chart: "This is a 77 y.o. female with full comorbidities. . ."

What do full comorbidities even look like? Pandora's box?

[Hades @TweetofHades]

@AneskaBlair Just like that guy who put the gun in his mouth.

[Hades @TweetofHades]

I knew a guy who killed himself by putting a gun in his mouth. I guess you could say he was dead inside.

[Hades @TweetofHades]

Do you ever find it weird when dead things just come back from being dead?

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Bruh, you ever get scared that maybe, just maybe, you're not real.

[Hades @TweetofHades]

The Mythology was written by a writer who loved love triangles.

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@KingOfTheOlymp

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Out of Character Tweet:

As a person running a Death God Twitter account, I must take a break from my (maybe) 'edgy' tweets to say I really feel for the people who were diagnosed with and/or died from COVID.

Thank you.

[Hades @TweetofHades]

All the other Hades accounts are just me with my multiple personality disorder.

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@Elizabe28917535 I mean, for about five minutes.

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Zeus is the most faithful husband around

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