TwhitlockJason

Not da real Whitlock but alter ego Twhitlock is here to serve a can of whoop a** to anyone falling for the okie doke.

Contact: [email protected]

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Mama had a little slush fund for me to get into Ball State. #BottomOfTheClass

[LAT Entertainment @latimesent]

Federal prosecutors have indicted dozens of people — including Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin — in connection with an elaborate scheme aimed at getting students into elite colleges https://t.co/CjWZTN3gn6

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

I got a little camera shy at the last minute. #P90Whitlock

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

Not impressed. This is how I broke through Mama Whitlock's defense of the snack pantry for years. https://t.co/eN1OA6e2EL

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

@withasee Thanks man. Had a baby, life got busy. Just dabbling now, but think I lost my fastball.

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

@SeoulDad Thanks man just dipping my toes in right now.

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

@brysum14 Lost my mojo man. Went into retirement. 😥

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

Damn Martha. RT @MarthaStewart: Charlie Sheen WTF!!! On my way to the clinic. 😥

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

To those asking...I did not steal Humpty's top hat.

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

@PFTCommenter My bad bro. Get my latest on Greg Howard here. https://t.co/8jalqhqJhL

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

Bartolo Colon looks like a life-sized cabbage patch kid.

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

I tried something like this once. Ended up just being Le Batard and I alone in an empty club.

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

Welcome to the club Matthew Dellevedova. I've been listed on ESPN's injury report as "questionable due to fatigue" for 9 straight months.

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

If Phil Jackson wasn't in bed 2 hours ago, he'd be appalled at all of these 3's.

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

I think it's safe to say Governor Christie's love for the NYPD can never be questioned.

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

.@Caitlyn_Jenner Let me know when you're on Tinder. #certifiedcougarhunter

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

To the kids keeping score at home:
Deflate your balls...4 game suspension. Deflate your fiancee inside an elevator...2 game suspension.

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

Would anyone in the room like to object to The Wells Report findings?

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

Spent the last 6 hours trying to figure out if this dress is blue & black or white & gold.

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

.@MichelleDBeadle I also lost my media credential to the Mayweather fight. Pajama party--like we just don't care--at my place tonight?

[TwhitlockJason @TwhitlockJason]

Jokes on you Greg Howard. All that reporting and no clue that I sharted in my office while on a conference call last week.