Two Turtles Telling Dirty Jokes

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[Two Turtles Telling Dirty Jokes @TwoDirtyTurtles]

What do you call a potato that has been touched by a penis?

https://t.co/8kr7sSaOz0

#jokes #turtlesallthewaydown #potatoes

[Two Turtles Telling Dirty Jokes @TwoDirtyTurtles]

WE JUST SIGNED UP FOR TIK-TOK. FIND US @TWOTURTLESTELLING

NEW VIDEOS COMING AFTER WE SETTLE OUT OF COURT!!!

[m ¨̮ @melmadara]

more pics from when i studied abroad. take me back ugh

[idiot sandwich @AlyssaJoness]

cute first date idea: watching bandersnatch and deciding whether to chop up or bury dad together 🥰💕🌸💓💐🌷 🌸💘🍰💞🍬😍🌈💗🌷

[M. T. Anderson @_MTAnderson]

I post this old Christmas photo because I just noticed my pocket square is my sister’s hamster.

[Ian Miller @CydeSwype]

@herzog_karen @questlove @rabiasquared He said we would be tired of winning. If this is the what winning feels like then I guess he was right.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

I GOT THIS ONE:

California has the fourth largest economy in the world, the largest surplus of any state, clean air and historically low crime.

Guess who controls every branch of government?

Democrats. https://t.co/7ZhyUCa1Nj

[Two Turtles Telling Dirty Jokes @TwoDirtyTurtles]

@PaynelessGaming @josiahcomic we’re very aware that we go both ways. how else do you think me and charles create such authentic sexual tension?

[Two Turtles Telling Dirty Jokes @TwoDirtyTurtles]

Joke about Potato that's been Touched by a Penis: https://t.co/WraGmmkEUL via @YouTube

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

Utah Republicans want to name highway after President Trump. Democrats propose "Stormy Daniels rampway" https://t.co/iDmc5tmzsc

[Two Turtles Telling Dirty Jokes @TwoDirtyTurtles]

new video! what is relative humidity? https://t.co/jqRCMPUxDJ

#jokes #science #facts #TURTLE

[Two Turtles Telling Dirty Jokes @TwoDirtyTurtles]

Dirty Joke about Humidity: https://t.co/JtPH8LP236 via @YouTube

[Two Turtles Telling Dirty Jokes @TwoDirtyTurtles]

new video! what happens when you have sex with a pear? https://t.co/hraBuiTBKO #jokes #JokeOfTheDay #turtle

[Two Turtles Telling Dirty Jokes @TwoDirtyTurtles]

Joke about the Depressed Pear - Dirty Joke: https://t.co/bn1XN1qPVN via @YouTube

[Two Turtles Telling Dirty Jokes @TwoDirtyTurtles]

santa joke https://t.co/udGwS0HWBI

#TriggerAConservativeIn2Words

you know? because there is a war on christmas.