Man with Tweets

Life's greatest critic, but also poorest user.

[Man with Tweets @Ty_Brown13]

Seeing how no social media goes for 2017.

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

do you think they do something special at Denny's for New Years at midnight or do they just pretend it isn't happening

[NBC Los Angeles @NBCLA]

Sara Kelly Keenan was born with male genes, female genitalia and mixed internal reproductive organs. https://t.co/A8FMHi4Zts

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

"I don't understand moths," I say as I finish off another beer. "why do they gravitate to what kills them?" I stand. "anyone need another?"

[the garbage shit boy @davedittell]

How Can Steve Bannon Be Anti-Semitic and a Zionist? and Other Facebook Posts by Dipshits Who Used to Spit on Me for Being a Jew as a Kid

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

Can't wait for the first bad thing to happen in 2017 so I can post "what is this, 2016?" Ha! Today an on duty seeing eye dog growled at me.

[Steve Schale @steveschale]

BREAKING: Sending racist emails just to your friends still makes you a racist. https://t.co/aw1VvQo1DV

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

One remarkable difference between Obama and Trump: the latter seems to have absolutely no sense of humor. The clearest sign of a dull mind.

[Man with Tweets @Ty_Brown13]

@ESPNCourtlen also Travis Scott on baptized in fire which is dope

[Man with Tweets @Ty_Brown13]

@ESPNCourtlen it's all real good, but two features with andre 3000, and surfin has pharrel Williams def worth a listen!

[Man with Tweets @Ty_Brown13]

@ESPNCourtlen new cudi is dope if you haven't listened my man

[Eli Terry @EliTerry]

2016 resolution: eat healthier
2017 resolution: kill a nazi with a flamethrower

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I'm going to bed at 9pm on New Year's Eve. Not celebrating shit. 2017 has to EARN us celebrating it. We made 2016 too complacent.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

*being wrestled out of nintendo land*
WAT KIND OF PLUMBER WEARS WHITE GLOVES
*security strugles to restrain me*
A GREAT ONE OR A TERIBLE ONE

[Matt Novak @paleofuture]

*travels to 1946*
me: congrats on crushing those nazis!
him: thanks! what's 2016 like?
me: well
him: i bet it has like zero nazis
me: well

[Sinbad @sinbadbad]

Okay for all you people who think I did a genie movie.. well haven’t done one YET , but I am going to do one so we can close this chapter

[trap dad @dude_gang]

Damn my grandma been doing the mannequin challenge for a couple of weeks now.